Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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timsinister wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:I for one am waiting for the delivery of that Tim thingy and I know how bad it is to have to wait for porn.
I think my head just imploded.
Oh dear, I really don't want to be responsible for that! Make sure your head is intact when I receive you as I'm suppose to use you and send you on...it's a sharing and giving thingy is it not?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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I think you're on there Timbo
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What the bloody hell did I miss? I've been auctioned off?

:eek: :lol:
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You've been set up as a weed I think Tim.
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This can only get worse before it gets better.
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Don't worry honey, you will be coming this way soon. Just don't forget the weed... :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:What the bloody hell did I miss? I've been auctioned off?

:eek: :lol:
Umm... no... honest...
<goes back to ebay to see if anyone's offered more than £3.60 yet>
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question for seller wrote: Could you let me know how much you charge for postage within the U.K. Also, is the Timsinister new or used?. Thank you
8)
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Does chucking him on a megabus count as "postage"?
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: Also, is the Timsinister new or used?.
Does that question really require an answer?
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote: Also, is the Timsinister new or used?.
Does that question really require an answer?
:eek:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote: Also, is the Timsinister new or used?.
Does that question really require an answer?
:eek:
Yep, that just about says it all.
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if a picture is worth a thousand words, than surley an emoticon is worth about 10 or so....
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote: Also, is the Timsinister new or used?.
Does that question really require an answer?
Why?

What do you know?
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Used. Slightly soiled.
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And just how do you know this, Dark?
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You tell me, d00my. ;)
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I can only imagine that you're a very odd person. And that I'm a very scared person.

But that's no fun.

I'm going to go and imagine I'm a viking. On a pirate ship. And we're planning a surprise birthday party for Mr. T. Yeah... that's better...
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So long as there won't be any mention of "Roger The Cabin Boy".
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This is why I'm imagineing you, back here with Tim and not on my ship... 8)
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Dark wrote:So long as there won't be any mention of "Roger The Cabin Boy".
You should be so lucky! :P :lol:

And Tim should be so drunk... :innocent:
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Sweet, sweet alcohol. You'll never confuse me! ;D
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Is that why you once became "wavey jesus" after a few drinks?
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Poor Tim, can't even afford any clothes in his avatar!
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markfiend wrote:Poor Tim, can't even afford any clothes in his avatar!
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Ahahaaaa! The undead thread :twisted:

If Heartland was an American high school, Tim would burst in one day with that gun of his (<- that one I mean!) and put silver bullets in all of us, then we'd be sorry.

He looks like he's been "caught" there, 13th Duke stylee.
Planet Dave would be proud. And aroused :wink: :twisted:
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