Just thought I'd share with you yet another time-killing web oddity, for those of us (i.e. me) too dense to score more than 30 on that bubbleshooter game.
It's an advertising slogan generator... you just enter the word of your choice, with hilarious consequences.
I recommend trying your own name, amongst others I got:
Little. Yellow. Different. Claire.
There's no wrong way to eat a Claire.
Just do Claire.
Top breeders recommend Claire.
Rather alarmingly, I also got "A finger of Von is just enough to give your kids a treat". Now I know he covered "I Never Knew I Loved You Til I Saw You Rock'n'Roll", but...
Hours of fun.
Now With 50% More Von!
- emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
- Posts: 9021
- Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
see the emily, feel the shine
Melts In Your Emily, Not In Your Hand.
I'm Only Here For The Emily.
All The Emily That's Fit To Print.
You Can't Get Quicker Than an Emily Fitter. (blimey)
Melts In Your Emily, Not In Your Hand.
I'm Only Here For The Emily.
All The Emily That's Fit To Print.
You Can't Get Quicker Than an Emily Fitter. (blimey)
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
For Mash, Get Big Si
Big Si Tested, Mother Approved.
Come to Life. Come to Big Si.
Big Si Tested, Mother Approved.
Come to Life. Come to Big Si.
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Made To Make Your Big Si Water.
Don't be an Amber Big Si.
Don't be an Amber Big Si.
- radiojamaica
- Overbomber
- Posts: 4871
- Joined: 11 Apr 2005, 16:51
- Location: Tower of Bass
The Koen Drinker's Lighter Koen. wtf...
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Koen. (it's getting better and better)
Make It A Koen Night. (oh yeah, baby)
...
and then this:
Mum's Gone to Koen. (run awaaaaaay)
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Koen. (it's getting better and better)
Make It A Koen Night. (oh yeah, baby)
...
and then this:
Mum's Gone to Koen. (run awaaaaaay)
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
Some of them don't work, but of course you're not restricted to using your own name...
Another one I got was "Claire - Australian for Beer".
Another one I got was "Claire - Australian for Beer".
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Thank Big Si It's Friday.
Builds Bonny Big Si.
Big Si Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.
Last but not least......
151 Countries, One Big Si.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Big Si.
Builds Bonny Big Si.
Big Si Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.
Last but not least......
151 Countries, One Big Si.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Big Si.
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- Izzy HaveMercy
- The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
- Posts: 8844
- Joined: 29 Jan 2002, 00:00
- Location: Long Dark Forties
- Contact:
Amongst others:
Wow! I could have had an Izzy!
Naughty, but Izzy.
It's not all Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, you know...
Happiness is a cigar called Izzy.
The World's Izzy's Marketplace.
We Don't Make Izzy, We Make Izzy Better!
IZ.
Wow! I could have had an Izzy!
Naughty, but Izzy.
It's not all Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, you know...
Happiness is a cigar called Izzy.
The World's Izzy's Marketplace.
We Don't Make Izzy, We Make Izzy Better!
IZ.
- lazarus corporation
- Lord Protector
- Posts: 3426
- Joined: 09 May 2004, 17:42
- Location: out there on a darkened road
- Contact:
You've Got Questions. We've Got The Lazarus Corporation.
Uh-oh, Better Get The Lazarus Corporation.
The Joy of The Lazarus Corporation (do we have a sarcastic smiley?)
Only a Fool Breaks the The Lazarus Corporation.
The Lazarus Corporation - It Looks Good on You.
Kills All Known The Lazarus Corporation - Dead.
The Lazarus Corporation Not Included.
Uh-oh, Better Get The Lazarus Corporation.
The Joy of The Lazarus Corporation (do we have a sarcastic smiley?)
Only a Fool Breaks the The Lazarus Corporation.
The Lazarus Corporation - It Looks Good on You.
Kills All Known The Lazarus Corporation - Dead.
The Lazarus Corporation Not Included.
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- Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
- Posts: 489
- Joined: 27 May 2005, 12:51
- Location: Belfast
Come See the Softer Side of Jamie.
Come One, Come All To Jamie.
If You Can't Beat Jamie, Join Jamie.
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Jamie.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Jamie.
Come One, Come All To Jamie.
If You Can't Beat Jamie, Join Jamie.
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Jamie.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Jamie.
- Brideoffrankenstein
- Overbomber
- Posts: 2883
- Joined: 15 Jan 2004, 01:51
Just Like Brideoffrankenstein Used To Make.
Where Do You Want Brideoffrankenstein To Go Today?
My Anti-Drug is Brideoffrankenstein.
The Lion Goes from Brideoffrankenstein to Brideoffrankenstein.
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Brideoffrankenstein Knows for Sure.
This Is Not Your Father's Brideoffrankenstein.
When You've Got Brideoffrankenstein, Flaunt It.
It's a New Brideoffrankenstein Every Day.
My Goodness, My Brideoffrankenstein!
and my favorite -
Bread Wi' Brideoffrankenstein Taken Out.
Where Do You Want Brideoffrankenstein To Go Today?
My Anti-Drug is Brideoffrankenstein.
The Lion Goes from Brideoffrankenstein to Brideoffrankenstein.
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Brideoffrankenstein Knows for Sure.
This Is Not Your Father's Brideoffrankenstein.
When You've Got Brideoffrankenstein, Flaunt It.
It's a New Brideoffrankenstein Every Day.
My Goodness, My Brideoffrankenstein!
and my favorite -
Bread Wi' Brideoffrankenstein Taken Out.
- canon docre
- Overbomber
- Posts: 2529
- Joined: 05 Mar 2005, 21:10
- Location: Mother Prussia
OH MY GOD
Devon Knows How To Make Canon Docre So Creamy.
now I just need to know who is Devon?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0222866/canon docre wrote:now I just need to know who is Devon?
- Brideoffrankenstein
- Overbomber
- Posts: 2883
- Joined: 15 Jan 2004, 01:51
canon docre wrote:now I just need to know who is Devon?
Devon is an area of England, and that saying comes from an advert for custard made there "Devon knows how they make it so creamy"
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
This will take some explaining...canon docre wrote:
OH MY GOD
Devon Knows How To Make Canon Docre So Creamy.
now I just need to know who is Devon?
"Devon knows how they make it so creamy" was the slogan for the great British delicacy, Ambrosia Creamed Rice...
... which was apparently made in Devon, as in the county in the south-west of England, not a person... unfortunately!
edit - well there you go, Libs got in before me...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- canon docre
- Overbomber
- Posts: 2529
- Joined: 05 Mar 2005, 21:10
- Location: Mother Prussia
yes, unfortunately....boudicca wrote: not a person... unfortunately!
but I'm sure this Devon
knows everything about it.Big Si wrote:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0222866/
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Obviousman
- Outside the Simian Flock
- Posts: 7090
- Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
- Location: Soon over Babaluma
- Contact:
Washing Machines Live Longer With Von.
Now for myself:
Zeno Is Our Middle Name. (No it's not, it's my first)
Zeno Saves Your Soul. (we knew that, didn't we )
Good Zeno Has Danish Written All Over It. (What? )
Builds Bonny Zeno. (Don't get this one either, looks quite sloganny though)
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Zeno.
Central Heating for Zeno.
The Incredible, Edible Zeno. (Bon appétit )
Say It With Zeno. (over and over )
And I could go on and on like this
Now for myself:
Zeno Is Our Middle Name. (No it's not, it's my first)
Zeno Saves Your Soul. (we knew that, didn't we )
Good Zeno Has Danish Written All Over It. (What? )
Builds Bonny Zeno. (Don't get this one either, looks quite sloganny though)
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Zeno.
Central Heating for Zeno.
The Incredible, Edible Zeno. (Bon appétit )
Say It With Zeno. (over and over )
And I could go on and on like this
Mum's Gone to d00mw0lf
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
p-p-p-pick up a Claire....
You'll be lucky!
AND:
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Claire.
Oh yeah!
You'll be lucky!
AND:
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Claire.
Oh yeah!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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- Slight Overbomber
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- Joined: 16 Dec 2004, 01:02
- Location: Somewhere between Athens and Jerusalem.
- Contact:
There's First Love, and There's Josh Love.
The Nick For All Ages.
Probably The Best Stripper In The World.
Have Nick The Stripper Your Way.
-- edit for more:
They're Waffly Josh
Leggo my Josh!
You Need A Josh.
The Nick For All Ages.
Probably The Best Stripper In The World.
Have Nick The Stripper Your Way.
-- edit for more:
They're Waffly Josh
Leggo my Josh!
You Need A Josh.
Is Scotty In You?
Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty
I'll leave it there I think
Choosy Mothers Choose Scotty
I'll leave it there I think
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
The Appliance of Heartland.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Heartland.
Mama's got the Magic of Heartland.
The Heartland With The Hole.
and so on and so forth...
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Heartland.
Mama's got the Magic of Heartland.
The Heartland With The Hole.
and so on and so forth...
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.