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get a room, you two! :roll: :P
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sam donut wrote:
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sam donut wrote: Your jape was jolliness itself Mr Experience! :notworthy:
and to be japing for you Mr Donut, brings a whole new jollyness in itself :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
You're too kind Mr Experience, for I feel it is the jolliness of your japes that bring the real jollity. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

If they recast Diamonds Are Forever, we could replace Mr Wint and Mr Kidd.

"Bomb Suprise, Mr Experience."
neigh Mr Donut, you severely undervalue the very level of jollyness you infer, by your very presence you breath the very life into what was obviously a lifeless jape. I salute you.

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Nutters, the both of you... ;)
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nearmethexperience wrote:
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nearmethexperience wrote: and to be japing for you Mr Donut, brings a whole new jollyness in itself :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
You're too kind Mr Experience, for I feel it is the jolliness of your japes that bring the real jollity. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

If they recast Diamonds Are Forever, we could replace Mr Wint and Mr Kidd.

"Bomb Suprise, Mr Experience."
neigh Mr Donut, you severely undervalue the very level of jollyness you infer, by your very presence you breath the very life into what was obviously a lifeless jape. I salute you.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Lansakes, Mr Experience, you flatter me, yet in doing so I fear you do the original jollnitude of the jape a great diservice. The jape bore a jocular jollity of it's own before I sullied it with my worthless lack of japity. To wit; it was a smart joke. (just coz no-one else got it)
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shut it, ok?

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Quiff Boy wrote:shut it, ok?

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Hark at Mr Grumpy Mr Donut, what ever shall we do with one as unjolly within himself, I fear no amount of jollity, nor how keen the very japeness of the jape its very self, will save his immortal soul...
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dont make me hit you....
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Quiff Boy wrote:dont make me hit you....
why?¿? you got the metal?¿? ;)
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nearmethexperience wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:dont make me hit you....
why?¿? you go the metal?¿? ;)
i've got the obligatory piece of iron pipe up my sleeve ;)
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He has an iron pipe Mr donut, i wonder, foresooth, if the very ironess within the pipe truely reflects the overall pipeness itself, or infact, the pipeness is only a part of the greatness the iron could truely be, you views Mr Donut?¿?
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Quiff Boy wrote:shut it, ok?

:roll: :urff: :P
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nearmethexperience wrote:He has an iron pipe Mr donut, i wonder, foresooth, if the very ironess within the pipe truely reflects the overall pipeness itself, or infact, the pipeness is only a part of the greatness the iron could truely be, you views Mr Donut?¿?
I'm too busy lmao to type a response.
I'm also scared, Mr Experience, that Mr Pipey might involve Mr Bux in the discussion, and then the nature of the metal pipety might be revealed, when the pipeness of the pipe is tested via the smacking hardness against our collectively sorry asses.

Sorry QB!
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sam donut wrote:
nearmethexperience wrote:He has an iron pipe Mr donut, i wonder, foresooth, if the very ironess within the pipe truely reflects the overall pipeness itself, or infact, the pipeness is only a part of the greatness the iron could truely be, you views Mr Donut?¿?
I'm too busy lmao to type a response.
I'm also scared, Mr Experience, that Mr Pipey might involve Mr Bux in the discussion, and then the nature of the metal pipety might be revealed, when the pipeness of the pipe is tested via the smacking hardness against our collectively sorry asses.

Sorry QB!
trust me, you really want to feel the "pipeness" of the good chairman's pipe.

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ROFL!!! :D

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