you don't have to say anything, Mark, your virtuosity speaks for itself....markfiend wrote:Hey, what can I say?
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- canon docre
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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Obviousman
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I like the German Sloganizer
Ohne Zeno fehlt dir was.
Ohne Zeno fehlt dir was.
- Ozpat
- From the Lowlands
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- Location: In the place through which we wander.
You don't want Heartland as your enemy!
You can't beat Heartland.
Heartland. We build smiles.
And one for the German speaking:
Mit Heartland bist Du auf der Gewinnerseite.
You can't beat Heartland.
Heartland. We build smiles.
And one for the German speaking:
Mit Heartland bist Du auf der Gewinnerseite.
"as we walk on the floodland"
- Obviousman
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Works in Dutch, as hof is gardenQuiff Boy wrote:What's In Your Hoff?
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
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Oooh, some more goodies:
Happiness is Heartland-shaped
The World's Local Heartland
Does you does, or does you don't take Heartland
Dude, you're getting a Heartland!
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Heartland
AND
Gee, your Gentleman's Relish smells terrific!
Too Orangey for Gentleman's Relish
Nothing comes between me and my Gentleman's Relish
Cleans a Big, Big Gentleman's Relish For Less Than Half a Crown
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.
Wot did I tell you? Hours of fun!
Happiness is Heartland-shaped
The World's Local Heartland
Does you does, or does you don't take Heartland
Dude, you're getting a Heartland!
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Heartland
AND
Gee, your Gentleman's Relish smells terrific!
Too Orangey for Gentleman's Relish
Nothing comes between me and my Gentleman's Relish
Cleans a Big, Big Gentleman's Relish For Less Than Half a Crown
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.
Wot did I tell you? Hours of fun!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
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- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
Made To Make Your Emily Water.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
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I don't doubt it.boudicca wrote:You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.
WTF goes through your mind, bouds? I thought I was a sewer, but I've clearly got nothing on you.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
- boudicca
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*tries to look indignant*Planet Dave wrote:I don't doubt it.boudicca wrote:You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Gentleman's Relish.
WTF goes through your mind, bouds? I thought I was a sewer, but I've clearly got nothing on you.
I'm sure I don't know what you mean...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- James Blast
- Banned
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For Blast, get Stabbed
I don't need no steenking slogan generator!
I don't need no steenking slogan generator!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- ailime
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All You Need is an Eldritch and a Dream. (holy f*ck - that has my stamp all over it )
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Tokes. (so ... i'm the crumbliest and flakiest... got milk, anyone ? ... )
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Von.
Think Von. (yessir!!sir!)
Better Ingredients, Better Emilia. (hey! i've been improved anyone wants to cook me ?)
Behold the Power of Emilia !! (reee-set-thhheee-worrrrrld!!)
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Emilia. (now that's kinda ... doubtful)
Emilia Really Satisfies ; *censored for yer own good*
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thanks for this - it's sooo fun and i have soo funny titles good msn stuff - gold mine !!
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Tokes. (so ... i'm the crumbliest and flakiest... got milk, anyone ? ... )
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Von.
Think Von. (yessir!!sir!)
Better Ingredients, Better Emilia. (hey! i've been improved anyone wants to cook me ?)
Behold the Power of Emilia !! (reee-set-thhheee-worrrrrld!!)
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Emilia. (now that's kinda ... doubtful)
Emilia Really Satisfies ; *censored for yer own good*
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thanks for this - it's sooo fun and i have soo funny titles good msn stuff - gold mine !!
in short : Andrew Eldritch's effect on meLes vertiges de l'amour et les effets de la drogue
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Death is a hope away/One million dreams to build a life...
- doc P
- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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The Future's Bright. The Future's behind the door
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
- doc P
- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
- Posts: 634
- Joined: 08 Jan 2004, 10:07
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doc p bringt Dich ganz nach oben
all these funny drugs - it´s just my job
@ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag
all these funny drugs - it´s just my job
@ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
- canon docre
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don't remind me.... buhuhuhuhudoc P wrote: @ cd:Ohne jessica fehlt dir was., ich sag nur Karfreitag
but Obey Your Jessica and come to Berlin, because It's A Jessie Adventure.
And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- streamline
- Slight Overbomber
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Vorsprung Durch Streamline
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I trust you trust in me to mistrust you
I trust you trust in me to mistrust you
"You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Pandemon."
I'm not sure I'm tough enough to try it a second time!!!
Edit: Ah, the second one was better: "Tonight, Let It Be Pandemon."
I'm not sure I'm tough enough to try it a second time!!!
Edit: Ah, the second one was better: "Tonight, Let It Be Pandemon."
... keep laughing ... kindredspirits.tk - debut album out now!
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Von Overnight.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Von.
The Von Of Paradise.
Kids Will Do Anything For Von.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Von.
Feel The Raw Naked Andrew Eldritch Of The Road.
Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.
Stimulation for Body and Andrew Eldritch.
Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.
No-One Does Chicken Like Andrew Eldritch.
You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.
Happiness is The Sisters-Shaped.
My Anti-Drug is The Sisters.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into The Sisters.
Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.
Don't Live a Little, Live The Sisters.
There Ain't No Party Like The Sisters Party.
And...
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Are we all bored at work, or what?
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Von.
The Von Of Paradise.
Kids Will Do Anything For Von.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Von.
Feel The Raw Naked Andrew Eldritch Of The Road.
Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.
Stimulation for Body and Andrew Eldritch.
Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.
No-One Does Chicken Like Andrew Eldritch.
You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.
Happiness is The Sisters-Shaped.
My Anti-Drug is The Sisters.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into The Sisters.
Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.
Don't Live a Little, Live The Sisters.
There Ain't No Party Like The Sisters Party.
And...
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- Planet Dave
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There's no chance of life tasting anywhere near as good, I'd imagine. Still what with all this talk of cream, that's hardly surprising.canon docre wrote: And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
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Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
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Yeah we know, but how did you get on with that slogan generator?eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
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Planet Dave wrote:Yeah we know, but how did you get on with that slogan generator?eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eastmidswhizzkid.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- ailime
- Amphetamine Filth
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oh god that made me laugh so hard - my collegues went over to see -- and yeah, i fear their server will definetly have some overload problems my appologies for contributing to their poor overloaded fate_emma_ wrote: Have a Break. Have an Andrew Eldritch.
Andrew Eldritch: The Other White Meat.
You Deserve An Andrew Eldritch Today.
Everything We Do is Driven by The Sisters.
emi
in short : Andrew Eldritch's effect on meLes vertiges de l'amour et les effets de la drogue
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Death is a hope away/One million dreams to build a life...
- canon docre
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How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jessie?Planet Dave wrote:There's no chance of life tasting anywhere near as good, I'd imagine. Still what with all this talk of cream, that's hardly surprising.canon docre wrote: And always remember: Life Should Taste As Good As Jessie!
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.