Wayne Rooney wrote:Thursday:
today I played football with my friends I wore a red shirt then I visited a lady who looked like my Mum and played with my winkey when I got home Coleen was cross and threw my fishfingers in the bin so I bought her some shoes made of gold and she was happy again and then I went to bed
Mar 10 - Exclusive extract from Wayne Rooney's new book
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So there's 2 people subscribing to the MailOut, then... 
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Like it. I detest Rooney. He should be nuked. Bloody Man United scum. 
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
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I cannot believe he is going to write 5 books himself
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I don't think a word of the real book is his, now is it?
A fantastic footballer he is.
Hemingway he ain't.
Can we wait until after the world cup to nuke him?
A fantastic footballer he is.
Hemingway he ain't.
Can we wait until after the world cup to nuke him?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.