A Gothic

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

timsinister wrote:Did you ever think you'd be pictured in the same thread as a topless girl in a white half-corset, and a lime green German football t-shirt? I mean, really?
It's always been high up my list of ambitions I must admit, along with breaking the world record for sausage-roll stacking and paragliding over Wigan.

I can die happy now.
(Oops, I forgot... I'm already (un)dead) :wink: .
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........

FUCKIN' GOFFS :roll: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

scotty wrote:FUCKIN' GOFFS :roll: :twisted:
I know you are, but what am I? :innocent: :P :wink:

Image
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........

boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:FUCKIN' GOFFS :roll: :twisted:
I know you are, but what am I? :innocent: :P :wink:

Image
See above ya FUD :innocent: :twisted:

*Edit*

Black Wire, Glesga' Barfly, April 24th........?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

timsinister wrote: Did you ever think you'd be pictured in the same thread as a topless girl in a white half-corset, and a lime green German football t-shirt? I mean, really?
And how does that make you feel ? :innocent:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
motopsycho
Road Kill
Posts: 13
Joined: 13 Mar 2006, 19:40
Location: Costa Rica

goff

\Goff\, n. [Cf. F. goffe ill-made, awkward, It. goffo, Sp. gofo, Prov. G. goff a blockhead, Gr. ? stupid.] A silly clown. [Prov. Eng.] --Halliwell.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
uptown top wanking
Top
User avatar
Ozpat
From the Lowlands
Posts: 6758
Joined: 16 Aug 2005, 13:14
Location: In the place through which we wander.

motopsycho wrote:goff

[Prov. Eng.] --Halliwell.
Geri? :eek:
"as we walk on the floodland"
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

Ozpat wrote:
motopsycho wrote:goff

[Prov. Eng.] --Halliwell.
Geri? :eek:
Now I'm getting confused. :lol: :notworthy:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
motopsycho
Road Kill
Posts: 13
Joined: 13 Mar 2006, 19:40
Location: Costa Rica

It says 'silly clown' not 'silly cow'
Last edited by motopsycho on 13 Mar 2006, 20:16, edited 1 time in total.
uptown top wanking
Top
User avatar
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
Posts: 4568
Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
Location: Newcastle
Contact:
Contact timsinister

This thread must take the position as Most Derailed Thread Yet...

Badlander wrote:And how does that make you feel ?
Posting in this thread has officially cancelled any chance I had of having a political career. :wink:

I guess I'll just go buying surface-to-air missile batteries in Wigan...
Top
User avatar
Ozpat
From the Lowlands
Posts: 6758
Joined: 16 Aug 2005, 13:14
Location: In the place through which we wander.

:lol:
:lol:
"as we walk on the floodland"
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

timsinister wrote:This thread must take the position as Most Derailed Thread Yet...
Nah. There's fierce competition. Remember the pink flute ? :lol: :innocent:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
Brideoffrankenstein
Overbomber
Posts: 2883
Joined: 15 Jan 2004, 01:51

Badlander wrote: Remember the pink flute ? :lol: :innocent:
Stop!
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Badlander wrote: Remember the pink flute ? :lol: :innocent:
Stop!
Says the voice of reason. :wink: :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

timsinister wrote:I guess I'll just go buying surface-to-air missile batteries in Wigan...
:eek: :cry: Guess I'll just have to make like a pigeon then.

*LOOK OUT BELOW!* :twisted:

As for your political career, Tim... I'm sure UKIP will still have you :wink: .
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

I kip might be closer, given his recent rising times :innocent:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
Jaimie1980
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 489
Joined: 27 May 2005, 12:51
Location: Belfast

Bloody Gothics! :)
Top
Jaimie1980
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 489
Joined: 27 May 2005, 12:51
Location: Belfast

Bloody Gothics! :)
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

Two posts in a row ? You must really hate them. :lol:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
Posts: 4568
Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
Location: Newcastle
Contact:
Contact timsinister

boudicca wrote: As for your political career, Tim... I'm sure UKIP will still have you :wink: .
Tim for Tyrant! Has a nice ring, eh?
James Blast wrote:I kip might be closer, given his recent rising times
:eek: What's all this? Bright and breezy, 7AM every morning, sir!
Top
User avatar
eastmidswhizzkid
Faster Than The Light Of Speed
Posts: 9822
Joined: 24 Mar 2005, 00:01
Location: WhizzWorld
Contact:
Contact eastmidswhizzkid

timsinister wrote: Tim for Tyrant! Has a nice ring, eh?
anybody who's been near your bottom is obviously keeping their opinions to themselves so we'll take your word for it... :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
:bat:
Top
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........


As for your political career, Tim...
There's one piece of film that could..............will definitely finish any political career, it contains no drug taking, Prostitutes, Rent Boys, Shop Lifting, Mistresses, Drunken fights, setting fire to Hotel curtains or any other misdemeanor that seems to crop to haunt would be Political Party Leaders, nope............nothing like that.

But if ever anyone got a film of Tim dancing (I use the term "dance" in it's loosest form) to Some Kind of Stranger at Black Oktober......................now that could be worth a a fortune one day :twisted: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
eastmidswhizzkid
Faster Than The Light Of Speed
Posts: 9822
Joined: 24 Mar 2005, 00:01
Location: WhizzWorld
Contact:
Contact eastmidswhizzkid

worse than prescott dancing to the lighthouse family by a long walk. :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
:bat:
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

:twisted: :notworthy: :twisted: :notworthy:

... or a piece of film of him drunkenly staggering along the pavement in Glesga at New Year, shouting "Man overboard! All hands on deck!" when he strayed into the gutter and got his Goff Homo Boots (TM) wet.

You don't remember that do you Timothy? :innocent:

OR, even better, a piXXOr like this:


Image

:innocent: :twisted:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
doc P
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 634
Joined: 08 Jan 2004, 10:07
Location: on the mainland.... you wouldn´t understand

christophe wrote:this clicky is alot better :wink:
found a mera poster from 2005 not too shabby for 1 € imo http://www.x-tra-merch :von:
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”