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Bernard Lerring
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Hello, newbie here! just thought i'd introduce myself :)
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Bernard Lerring
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Oh, i'm a friend of eastmidswhizzkid if that helps :lol:
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Bernard Lerring wrote:Oh, i'm a friend of eastmidswhizzkid if that helps :lol:
Good thing or bad thing....the jury's out. :lol:

Welcome to HL - we love Lee. 8) :notworthy:
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aloha :D

hmmmm, do us a favour though: remove the image from your signature - we dont really like sig images on heartland... thanks ;)

however, enjoy the stay ;D 8)
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Bernard Lerring
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Quiff Boy wrote:aloha :D

hmmmm, do us a favour though: remove the image from your signature - we dont really like sig images on heartland... thanks ;)

however, enjoy the stay ;D 8)
No problem, cheers!
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zomgwtf??!!!!1

Welcome aboard. What's the avatar, exactly?
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A friend of Lee is a friend of me :D

Enjoy :von:
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Bernard Lerring
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timsinister wrote:zomgwtf??!!!!1

Welcome aboard. What's the avatar, exactly?
It's Bernard Lerring, former east end weasel fighter checking out the women in the pub :)

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Anyone with a Brass Eye themed name must be OK :lol:

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Bernard Lerring wrote:Oh, i'm a friend of eastmidswhizzkid if that helps :lol:
:eek: Fuckin' hell your a brave Man to admit that on open Forum :innocent: :twisted:, Hello!![/b]
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Bernard Lerring wrote:
timsinister wrote:zomgwtf??!!!!1

Welcome aboard. What's the avatar, exactly?
It's Bernard Lerring, former east end weasel fighter checking out the women in the pub :)
:notworthy:

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Any friend of Lee..... etc etc :wink:

Wotcha!
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Lee has friends?!? :eek: :eek: :P :kiss:

A big fat squidgy Heartland welcome to you ;D .
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:lol:

nice avatar ;D
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You are very welcome indeed. :D
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yo bro! 8) :wink:

this geezer is one of my brothers -i won't tell you to be nice to him 'cause he can look after himself but if it's any consolation he's much friendlier than i am. :wink:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:yo bro! 8) :wink:

this geezer is one of my brothers -i won't tell you to be nice to him 'cause he can look after himself but if it's any consolation he's much friendlier than i am. :wink:
Is he as much of a gobshyte? :innocent: :kiss:
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:lol: absolutely not at all. really. the most taciturn speedfreak you'll ever meet. allegedly. :wink:
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Welcome 8)
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so bernard :innocent: -are you coming to see the sisters then? i can offer a lift to norwich and leeds. nottingham too but that's easier for you to make your own way,non? :?:
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Welkom! 8)
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