From today's Glasgow Herald:
Glasgow's new band venue, the ABC in Sauchiehall Street, never bothered with a cigarette machine, which is why so many customers beg the stewards to allow them to nip outside to the newsagents'.
As the stewards don't have a re-entry stamp, and to distinguish them from those who have not yet paid, they ask the smokers to produce a Cadbury's Creme Egg on their return.
With hundreds of Creme Eggs piling up, the stewards are determined to reach 1000 before Easter. They will then don ate the eggs to Yorkhill Sick Kids Hospital.
That's stewards for you, hard on the outside but soft on the inside - bit like a Creme Egg really.
Anyone here get that at the Baw-hoose gig?
Wan fur the Weegies - How dae yew eat yoors?
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he's already nicked the wheels off of your ma's chelsea tractor and left it on bricks -all in the time it took you to post that.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
If I was Scouse I'd no doubt respond with some witty local slang. As I'm not, I think I'll just take the stabbin' like a man
Seriously, I'm on the wrong side of the Mersey, speak more like a Southerner and wouldn't have a clue how to remove your wheels, never mind have the strength to put the vehicle up on bricks. I guess I'm not a very good Scouser
And Lee's not a Weegie either...
Seriously, I'm on the wrong side of the Mersey, speak more like a Southerner and wouldn't have a clue how to remove your wheels, never mind have the strength to put the vehicle up on bricks. I guess I'm not a very good Scouser
And Lee's not a Weegie either...
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sorry mike - i was trying to big you up then. i thought us non-colonials shoud stick together...however i wouldn't dream of stereotyping you as a scouse criminal -unless you support everton.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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very good -france should go before liverpool if they both have to go though.
anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?
anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Pair of bastids.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?
As the only Weegie online at the moment, consider yerselves stabbed.
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tut tut..smiscandlon wrote:Pair of bastids.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?
As the only Weegie online at the moment, consider yerselves stabbed.
Ah, though ye wid a chibbed tha bams...
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Don't you mean the servants do the stabbing, while you 'upper crust' retire to the drawing room for canapes, and watch the events on CCTV?boudicca wrote: Guid yin Steve-o ma man!
Although in Bearsden we stab any marauding Sassenachs with our very finest cutlery, obviously...
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Mibbies aye...Big Si wrote:Don't you mean the servants do the stabbing, while you 'upper crust' retire to the drawing room for canapes, and watch the events on CCTV?boudicca wrote: Guid yin Steve-o ma man!
Although in Bearsden we stab any marauding Sassenachs with our very finest cutlery, obviously...
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Whit's up?James Blast wrote:Shuttit! thi load a ye.
Ur we nickin' all yer best patter?
Next!
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Dan klapte gewoën iet angders aaiOzpat wrote:I dunnae ken Scottisch....
So, when you get yourself an egg, you get free entrance to the venue?
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that's aboot this size ay it ZObviousman wrote:So, when you get yourself an egg, you get free entrance to the venue?
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Ooh, cheapest way to get into a gig ever then
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I'm off up to Glasgow with a bag full of Creme Eggs. You probably have some decent bands playing there.
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