Some good news on the Spice Girls reunion tour...

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it’s not going to happen.
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the-happening wrote:it’s not going to happen.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Well that was predictable :roll:
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the-happening wrote:it’s not going to happen.
You scared the s**t outta me ! :eek: :lol: :notworthy:
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How the fook do you know that? Ya bastard! :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:it's in the guardian
Well if the Grauniad says it must be true! :wink:
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Aww, I got me hopes up then. :evil: :wink:

Scotty - your last avatar was much better. We liked that one. :twisted:
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aren´t we lucky that they won´t tour :lol:
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Thank the gods for that. I've been dreading this year... 10 years since their first hit and all that, thought the buggers would be back..... at least there are some things right with this world!
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:( I was looking forward to seeing them support another group of girls in May...
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thank gawd! saves me having to fly to europe twice in one year. :innocent:
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Well that's a let down.

*Nick goes off to shove his pink Spice Girls t-shirt to the back of his closet again*
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I've got some Spice Girl socks. Well cool they are. I bet I look good on the dance floor.
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so, who was your favourite?

time was when I'dve done Ginger, even with her comedy nose :D
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James Blast wrote:so, who was your favourite?

time was when I'dve done Ginger, even with her comedy nose :D
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It's not wrong is it? I know she was called Baby but that doesn't make me a Gary Glitter :innocent:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
James Blast wrote:so, who was your favourite?

time was when I'dve done Ginger, even with her comedy nose :D
Nah...Image
It's not wrong is it? I know she was called Baby but that doesn't make me a Gary Glitter :innocent:
That would have been my choice :notworthy: , currently carving a career in Bollywood :eek:
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Shame she's not carving a career in LA making skin flicks. :twisted:
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Hom_Corleone wrote: Nah...Image
It's not wrong is it? I know she was called Baby but that doesn't make me a Gary Glitter :innocent:
I can't bloody stand her! :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Shame she's not carving a career in LA making skin flicks. :twisted:
Just looking at your pic', it's the fist time in my life I wish I was a plank :eek: :innocent: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Shame she's not carving a career in LA making skin flicks. :twisted:
Just looking at your pic', it's the fist time in my life I wish I was a plank :eek: :innocent: :twisted:
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the-happening wrote:it’s not going to happen.
yeah, apparently victoria is too posh to flog dead meat
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote: I can't bloody stand her! :lol:
Back in the day I hated them guts. Now I'm pretentious enough to think I don't really care. 8)
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James Blast wrote:so, who was your favourite?

time was when I'dve done Ginger, even with her comedy nose :D
Oh aye. Geri was the one for me too.

Rumour has it that the Spice Girls wouldn't have made it without Geri being extra friendly with several record company executives. :innocent:
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