Some good news on the Spice Girls reunion tour...

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paint it black wrote:
the-happening wrote:it’s not going to happen.
yeah, apparently victoria is too posh to flog dead meat
You sure...? :innocent:

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markfiend wrote:
James Blast wrote:so, who was your favourite?

time was when I'dve done Ginger, even with her comedy nose :D
Oh aye. Geri was the one for me too.

Rumour has it that the Spice Girls wouldn't have made it without Geri being extra friendly with several record company executives. :innocent:
No doubt from the same source as 'King Eric was shagging Lee Chapman's wife'. :roll: :lol:

(and no doubt this rumour was spawned before the fish-lip debacle).
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Victoria has turned down an approach to replace Kerry Katona as the face of Iceland :lol:

AFAIK, it's Mel C that's the real stumbling block for a Spice Girls reunion, all the others have said "maybe", MelC has said "no, never, definitely not."

So :notworthy: to Sporty :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Kerry Katona
I can stand her even less than Emma Bunton :urff:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
markfiend wrote:Kerry Katona
I can stand her even less than Emma Bunton :urff:
HERE HERE!

Now there's a Pram Face if ever I saw one.[/miaow] :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
markfiend wrote:Kerry Katona
I can stand her even less than Emma Bunton :urff:
HERE HERE!

Now there's a Pram Face if ever I saw one.[/miaow] :innocent:
:lol:

She has a bit of a Croydon facelift as well IMHO :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote: I can stand her even less than Emma Bunton :urff:
HERE HERE!

Now there's a Pram Face if ever I saw one.[/miaow] :innocent:
:lol:

She has a bit of a Croydon facelift as well IMHO :lol:
Heh heh! :twisted:

What is she actually famous for again? :?
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boudicca wrote:What is she actually famous for again? :?
scotty might know :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote: HERE HERE!

Now there's a Pram Face if ever I saw one.[/miaow] :innocent:
:lol:

She has a bit of a Croydon facelift as well IMHO :lol:
Heh heh! :twisted:

What is she actually famous for again? :?
For not being as bitchy as you two, I think. :wink: :kiss:
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Planet Dave wrote:For not being as bitchy as you two, I think. :wink: :kiss:
Rawr :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:For not being as bitchy as you two, I think. :wink: :kiss:
Rawr :lol:
Hee hee! Bey-otch!

So she was in Atomic Sh!ttin then? That just makes me like her even more...

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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:What is she actually famous for again? :?
scotty might know :innocent:
:eek: eh...what...who...?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:For not being as bitchy as you two, I think. :wink: :kiss:
Rawr :lol:
Hee hee! Bey-otch!

So she was in Atomic Sh!ttin then? That just makes me like her even more...

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BLAST............... GIES YER FUCKIN' KNIFE........ :twisted:
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Here ye go ;D


About time this image makes it in the Forum Gallery, or make it a sticky post for easy copy/paste reference ;)

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Image

Here ye go ;D


About time this image makes it in the Forum Gallery, or make it a sticky post for easy copy/paste reference ;)

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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
She has a bit of a Croydon facelift as well IMHO :lol:
A what ? :urff:
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scotty wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
She has a bit of a Croydon facelift as well IMHO :lol:
A what ? :urff:
It's when they tie their pony-tails back so tight that it pulls their forehead tight as well
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
scotty wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
She has a bit of a Croydon facelift as well IMHO :lol:
A what ? :urff:
It's when they tie their pony-tails back so tight that it pulls their forehead tight as well
Ahh, I see :wink:

I thought it was something rude :oops: , like, if Joan Collins has another facelift, she'll have a beard :eek: :innocent: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
scotty wrote: A what ? :urff:
It's when they tie their pony-tails back so tight that it pulls their forehead tight as well
Ahh, I see :wink:

I thought it was something rude :oops: , like, if Joan Collins has another facelift, she'll have a beard :eek: :innocent: :twisted:
You can only so much facelift as there is faceleft, I always say.

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She must have been bloody friendly to cancel out that dross...

Shame they aren't touring - all of them on one stage? Not even I could miss...

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timsinister wrote:She must have been bloody friendly to cancel out that dross...

Shame they aren't touring - all of them on one stage? Not even I could miss...

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