Secret Machines on TOTP.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Tonight at 7 o'clock on BBC 2.
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Fuckin' superb :notworthy: 8) :notworthy: , were going to see the in Aberdeen in a few weeks :D
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What song did they play?
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robertzombie wrote:What song did they play?
Lightning Blue Eyes.
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Heading off to see them in Bristol.

Did you see them in this weeks NME? They listed 10 CDs/bands that they're currently listening to and yes you guessed it Floodland was number 6. Although they had it down as a guilty pleasure! They said they would turn down the volume if someone walked in, or they would do their goth dance!

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who the hell are secret machines ?
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New York based Texan indie/prog/psych trio. Who all wear black and would be a good choice of support for The Sisters, not unlike The Warlocks. A bit more commercial though.
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Ocean Moves wrote:who the hell are secret machines ?
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A band? Oh right, I assumed you were on about some new spycams that get even more gratuitous shots up the girlies skirts than is the norm.

Ah well. Is TOTP still on these days?
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Planet Dave wrote:A band? Oh right, I assumed you were on about some new spycams that get even more gratuitous shots up the girlies skirts than is the norm.

Ah well. Is TOTP still on these days?
Aye, but they don'y play the stuff they used to you know, it all sounds the same to me these days :innocent:
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I did mention this combo about 18 months ago, they fell on deaf ears then :cry:, nice to see oor Frozen North correspondant has seen and heard the light :D
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scotty wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:A band? Oh right, I assumed you were on about some new spycams that get even more gratuitous shots up the girlies skirts than is the norm.

Ah well. Is TOTP still on these days?
Aye, but they don'y play the stuff they used to you know, it all sounds the same to me these days :innocent:
That is so the problem with these youths and all their hippity and their hoppity and their Yo!ing.
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Planet Dave wrote:
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Planet Dave wrote:A band? Oh right, I assumed you were on about some new spycams that get even more gratuitous shots up the girlies skirts than is the norm.

Ah well. Is TOTP still on these days?
Aye, but they don'y play the stuff they used to you know, it all sounds the same to me these days :innocent:
That is so the problem with these youths and all their hippity and their hoppity and their Yo!ing.
Tell me about it.... I work for a program like TOTP. Image
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
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scotty wrote: Aye, but they don'y play the stuff they used to you know, it all sounds the same to me these days :innocent:
That is so the problem with these youths and all their hippity and their hoppity and their Yo!ing.
Tell me about it.... I work for a program like TOTP. Image
Do you ever slyly lamp any of them (translation - punch them :wink: ) when they're not looking. It'd be easy to cover up, just say you thought they were burglers, or something. :innocent: :wink: Not very professional, but fun. :twisted:
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in vain. :| they wouldnt even feel my little fists below their Michelin jackets...
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Am I going to see them at the Leamilll this Saturday....or was I SUPPOSED to go and see them at the Leadmill last Saturday?
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Debaser wrote:Am I going to see them at the Leamilll this Saturday....or was I SUPPOSED to go and see them at the Leadmill last Saturday?
Let me know what you think Ness 8) , were going to see them the Thursday after.
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Debaser wrote:Am I going to see them at the Leamilll this Saturday....or was I SUPPOSED to go and see them at the Leadmill last Saturday?
You're supposed to be going this Saturday along with the bigsters.
Have to stand stage left though or you just look at the back of the main vocalists head. Very strange stage set up they have.
Hey, tell Gaz that Be your own pet are down to play the Leadmill again too :lol:
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I will need more looking after than usual as Gaz has 'stuff' to do.

The 'stuff' involves a mobile disco rig he seems to have bought off Ebay which lives in Manc :roll:

I'm sure he's only getting into it so he can get chatted up by 'burds' :D :D :D
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Debaser wrote:
The 'stuff' involves a mobile disco rig he seems to have bought off Ebay which lives in Manc :roll:

I'm sure he's only getting into it so he can get chatted up by 'burds' :D :D :D

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Have to stand stage left though or you just look at the back of the main vocalists head.
So I did as I was told....and it was only during the encore when I went to the back that I realised that the people holding the guitar or playing the keyboard, were actually doing anything.

There is a reason the drum kit should be at the back and not stage left.........


Please could everyone speak up today...or stand on my right-hand side as my left ear is makng distressing burlbling and buzzing noises.
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Debaser wrote:I will need more looking after than usual as Gaz has 'stuff' to do.

The 'stuff' involves a mobile disco rig he seems to have bought off Ebay which lives in Manc :roll:

I'm sure he's only getting into it so he can get chatted up by 'burds' :D :D :D
is there any other reason for being "in the business"?
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Debaser wrote:I will need more looking after than usual as Gaz has 'stuff' to do.

The 'stuff' involves a mobile disco rig he seems to have bought off Ebay which lives in Manc :roll:

I'm sure he's only getting into it so he can get chatted up by 'burds' :D :D :D
is there any other reason for being "in the business"?
I have to laugh...all the gear he has bought has been from men who have had to make a choice...it the old 'it's that load of s**t or me' Gaz will realise the truth soon.....

A smoke machine has been bought...well at least it'll hide the dust in the front room.... JEEEEZ, that boy has too much time on his hands and money in his pocket :roll:
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so the problem would be solved by the removal of his hands then? :lol:
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So...........were they any good then?
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