i was in a wedding shop, and the assistant asked if i was thinking of buying a muff... i had to take mr strange out. he was... disconcerted...
i did explain, bless.
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Billy Connolly described it as "growling at the badger"MadameButterfly wrote:CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"What is a muffin where you come from?
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:notworthy:I hope you were able to remove him from the establishment before he blurted out "Christ! You don't think I'd be marrying her if I hadn't found out if she already had one, do you?!":notworthy:emilystrange wrote:i was in a wedding shop, and the assistant asked if i was thinking of buying a muff... i had to take mr strange out. he was... disconcerted...
i did explain, bless.
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it was VERY posh shop.. he was just.. too gobsmacked for speech
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A muffin is a sponge / cake, but as you have probably guessed from our not-very-cryptic-messages, the word muff is a slang word for.........MadameButterfly wrote:CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"What is a muffin where you come from?
also, there was a 50's cartoon called muffin the mule (tee hee), often followed by the line "that is a criminal offence" (tee hee, again)
http://www.muffin-the-mule.com/
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show us yer abs, sinny!
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Ignoring your above ^^^^ post....CarpetKisser;-) wrote:It's somethinng you eat
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i don't own any, debs... i'm a good girl...
aww sinny... come on... pecs?
aww sinny... come on... pecs?
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*sobs*
i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!
i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!
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Hey, hon - even folks who know me in person haven't seen much more! HA!emilystrange wrote:*sobs*
i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!
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this lot have seen some of my legs, i think...
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Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.
is this a 'coat' moment?
is this a 'coat' moment?
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Yeah, but that makes it sound like B&Q, James.James Blast wrote:Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.
(Having said that there's probably plenty of "implements" in there that could keep a lonely housewife occupied for a week...!
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I'm just off down the A&D dear, I need to get some lubricated rawlplugs, back in an hour.boudicca wrote:Yeah, but that makes it sound like B&Q, James.James Blast wrote:Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.
(Having said that there's probably plenty of "implements" in there that could keep a lonely housewife occupied for a week...!)
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B&Q - Bollocks & Quims?Obviousman wrote:Now what's B&Q and A&D then?
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