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i was in a wedding shop, and the assistant asked if i was thinking of buying a muff... i had to take mr strange out. he was... disconcerted...

i did explain, bless.
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It's somethinng you eat :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"
:eek: What is a muffin where you come from?
Billy Connolly described it as "growling at the badger" :eek: :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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emilystrange wrote:i was in a wedding shop, and the assistant asked if i was thinking of buying a muff... i had to take mr strange out. he was... disconcerted...

i did explain, bless.
:notworthy:I hope you were able to remove him from the establishment before he blurted out "Christ! You don't think I'd be marrying her if I hadn't found out if she already had one, do you?!":notworthy:
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it was VERY posh shop.. he was just.. too gobsmacked for speech
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MadameButterfly wrote:
CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"
:eek: What is a muffin where you come from?
A muffin is a sponge / cake, but as you have probably guessed from our not-very-cryptic-messages, the word muff is a slang word for.........

also, there was a 50's cartoon called muffin the mule (tee hee), often followed by the line "that is a criminal offence" (tee hee, again)
http://www.muffin-the-mule.com/
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show us yer abs, sinny!
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No way! Gimme a few more months... :oops: :P
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CarpetKisser;-) wrote:It's somethinng you eat :wink:
Ignoring your above ^^^^ post.... :innocent:

I KNOW THAT! Although piccies would NOT be work safe! :twisted:

@ ems ~ now my posh lady, have we worked out how to, on the dance floor yet?

@ SINsister ~ hon, do you know how to do it on the dance floor?
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i don't own any, debs... i'm a good girl...

aww sinny... come on... pecs?
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*sobs*

i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!
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MadameButterfly wrote:@ SINsister ~ hon, do you know how to do it on the dance floor?
What is "it"?

(It's it).

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emilystrange wrote:*sobs*

i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!
Hey, hon - even folks who know me in person haven't seen much more! HA! ;D :von:
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this lot have seen some of my legs, i think...
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emilystrange wrote:this lot have seen some of my legs, i think...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Some of your legs? You a centipede or summat? :innocent: :P
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Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.

is this a 'coat' moment?
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James Blast wrote:Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.
Yeah, but that makes it sound like B&Q, James.

(Having said that there's probably plenty of "implements" in there that could keep a lonely housewife occupied for a week...! :innocent: )
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.
Yeah, but that makes it sound like B&Q, James.

(Having said that there's probably plenty of "implements" in there that could keep a lonely housewife occupied for a week...! :innocent: )
I'm just off down the A&D dear, I need to get some lubricated rawlplugs, back in an hour. ;D
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Now what's B&Q and A&D then? :eek:
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Obviousman wrote:Now what's B&Q and A&D then? :eek:
B&Q - Bollocks & Quims?
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B&Q is a D.I.Y store
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