March 23

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EvilBastard
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Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good-looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow s**t and dives down towards her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm … but is this stool taken?"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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