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... like me has few questions regarding a future stay in your fair capital. :innocent:

ok, I think I can figure out about some ridiculously expensive grubby hell-hole to stay myself but.... I would very much appreciate some Top Night Out recommendations from you friendly people. I obviously dont need anything to do on a tuesday :innocent: but I will stay up to Saturday. So anything to do in the evenings? Raunchy Rock hangouts? gay goth danceteria? Whatever!


Ta muchley. :notworthy:


P.S. No forward date offers please....
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There's a pub in Covent Garden that sells beers from almost every country in the world. That should take you a few days to work your way through. :lol:

P.S: Aren't all dates after today in the future? :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:... like me has few questions regarding a future stay in your fair capital. :innocent:

ok, I think I can figure out about some ridiculously expensive grubby hell-hole to stay myself but.... I would very much appreciate some Top Night Out recommendations from you friendly people. I obviously dont need anything to do on a tuesday :innocent: but I will stay up to Saturday. So anything to do in the evenings? Raunchy Rock hangouts? gay goth danceteria? Whatever!


Ta muchley. :notworthy:


P.S. No forward date offers please....
Which Capital City do you mean?

There are 6 in the UK :wink:
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Big Si wrote:Which Capital City do you mean?

There are 6 in the UK :wink:
I think we can safely assume Jess isn't going to the Isle of Man... ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Big Si wrote:Which Capital City do you mean?

There are 6 in the UK :wink:
I think we can safely assume Jess isn't going to the Isle of Man... ;D
:oops: Sorry that's 7 :wink: :lol:

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I'll go for the internationally acknowledged capitals only. The one where our missus travels to to lick arse of your Prime Dog.

sorry, Big Si, I didnt know that every watering hole has a own capital over there. :twisted:
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canon docre wrote:I'll go for the internationally acknowledged capitals only. The one where our missus travels to to lick arse of your Prime Dog.

sorry, Big Si, I didnt know that every watering hole has a own capital over there. :twisted:
UK = United Kingdom

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
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Big Si wrote:
canon docre wrote:I'll go for the internationally acknowledged capitals only. The one where our missus travels to to lick arse of your Prime Dog.

sorry, Big Si, I didnt know that every watering hole has a own capital over there. :twisted:
UK = United Kingdom

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
... and neither are the sisters playing there. At least as far as I know. Sorry I thought it was clear which capital I meant. :oops:

thanks for the lecture anyway. its always good to learn something new.
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Big Si wrote:
canon docre wrote:I'll go for the internationally acknowledged capitals only. The one where our missus travels to to lick arse of your Prime Dog.

sorry, Big Si, I didnt know that every watering hole has a own capital over there. :twisted:
UK = United Kingdom

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
@ Big Si - YOU are so right. Its a shame that the north of Mancester is still part of England ;-)

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Big Si wrote: Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
What about People's Republic of West Yorkshire ? :innocent:
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Badlander wrote:
Big Si wrote: Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
What about People's Republic of West Yorkshire ? :innocent:
Your quite correct! Perhaps VON has been talking to the leaders of Laibach / Type of Negative and thats were he got the idea :eek:
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Badlander wrote: What about People's Republic of West Yorkshire ? :innocent:
Your quite correct! Perhaps VON has been talking to the leaders of Laibach / Type of Negative and thats were he got the idea :eek:
We were talking 'bout it just the other day. Clicky. :wink:
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Jess. Get your sorry little ass to Leeds. You'll be kept 'entertained'.

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Badlander wrote:
Andy TG wrote:
Badlander wrote: What about People's Republic of West Yorkshire ? :innocent:
Your quite correct! Perhaps VON has been talking to the leaders of Laibach / Type of Negative and thats were he got the idea :eek:
We were talking 'bout it just the other day. Clicky. :wink:
Thanks for pointing that thread out - no mention of Liabach / TON I notice though :wink:
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Big Si wrote:UK = United Kingdom

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
I hate to nit-pick, Si...

BUT.:twisted:

Ireland (southern) isn't part of the United Kingdom (although it's part of the British Isles).
And I think Jersey, Guernsey and possibly also the Isle of Wight (though don't quote me on that) have their own capitals. :innocent:

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boudicca wrote:
Big Si wrote:UK = United Kingdom

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and the Isle of Man (thanks Claire :notworthy: ) are not part of (that) England, thank you! :x :roll:
I hate to nit-pick, Si...

BUT.:twisted:

Ireland (southern) isn't part of the United Kingdom (although it's part of the British Isles).
And I think Jersey, Guernsey and possibly also the Isle of Wight (though don't quote me on that) have their own capitals. :innocent:

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Ireland - I should have typed 'Eire' :wink:

Anyway, thank you for the 3 I missed :kiss:

Oh christ I've forgotten about The Faroe Islands, The Scilly Isles, Orkney/Shetland/Inner-Outer Hebrides, Gibraltar, Hong Kong, Singapore and the Bahamas :roll:

@ Badlander You're the only one who correctly guessed the extra capital :D :notworthy:
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You can't include Hong Kong anymore.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:You can't include Hong Kong anymore.
Then by that logic I can't include Singapore :wink:
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Big Si wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:You can't include Hong Kong anymore.
Then by that logic I can't include Singapore :wink:
True. Didn't want to sound too pedantic. :innocent:
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You can also add....Anguilla, bermuda, Virgin Islands, Caymann Islands, Montserrat and The Pitcairns. Apparenly.

how far off topic can this thread go? No - don't answer that.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:You can also add....Anguilla, bermuda, Virgin Islands, Caymann Islands, Montserrat and The Pitcairns. Apparenly.

how far off topic can this thread go? No - don't answer that.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:how far off topic can this thread go? No - don't answer that.
there's nothing wrong with derailing into a slightly more intelligent direction than the initial post was meant to. ... so go ahead reminiscing about the glorious colonial days of the British Empire.

Anyone who actually has a recommendation for my stay in London please pm me to not de-derail. :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:You can also add....Anguilla, bermuda, Virgin Islands, Caymann Islands, Montserrat and The Pitcairns. Apparenly.

how far off topic can this thread go? No - don't answer that.
So how about e.g. Jamaica and Australia then? That lady appears still to be a queen down there too?
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I was only talking about the United Kingdom, not the British Empire.

You people! :roll: :P
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