Orgasmic Simulator!

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Clicky :twisted:
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Not as orgasmic as....... Image
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scotty wrote:Clicky :twisted:
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40 seconds including foreplay
Mwahaha :lol: :notworthy:
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canon docre wrote:
40 seconds including foreplay
Mwahaha :lol: :notworthy:
Is that wookie laugh ? ;D
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Badlander wrote:
canon docre wrote:
40 seconds including foreplay
Mwahaha :lol: :notworthy:
Is that wookie laugh ? ;D
wookies can do "it" a lot longer. At least in my imagination. :oops:
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canon docre wrote:
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canon docre wrote: Mwahaha :lol: :notworthy:
Is that wookie laugh ? ;D
wookies can do "it" a lot longer. At least in my imagination. :oops:
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Don't wanna know ! :lol: :notworthy:
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Chewbacca hasn't got a 'skin flute' - not that I can see.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Chewbacca hasn't got a 'skin flute' - not that I can see.
Chewbacca is a girl
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paint it black wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Chewbacca hasn't got a 'skin flute' - not that I can see.
Chewbacca is a girl
I would. :twisted:
She sounds very much like Mariella Fostrup.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Chewbacca hasn't got a 'skin flute' - not that I can see.
I hoped for a fur flute. :innocent:
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paint it black wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Chewbacca hasn't got a 'skin flute' - not that I can see.
Chewbacca is a girl
The "Clicky" is very funny and accurate - or so I have been told! :wink:

The gender of Chewbacca is much debated among Star Wars fans.

There is a line, spoken by Han Solo during "Empire" where he says, after Leia says she would "rather kiss a Wookie" Han says "He Could Use A Good Kiss"

Case Closed - Gender Wise - Chewie Has A Hairy Willy!

Sorry PIB ;D
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