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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:Let's form a girlgroup then. :P maybe a trio like Luv or Baccara?
The Sisters Of The Sisters? :innocent: :wink:

Shoo-bee-doo-wop...
good choice of name, Bou.

I imagine us a bit like this:

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I'm obviously the blonde to the right, you can make up with bof who you'd like to be. Mind you, the middle one is quite handy in karate. :wink:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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I tried so hard not to post in this thread...so hard...Lord I tried.

But it could not be avoided..... Keith :!: Help me.....
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I thought this was a serious thread - I was wrong :wink:

There isn't anybody on this thread that I would consider to be a PCW.

Where are you? You are in every other fuking thread I read (which is all of them).

Plainly obvious by your absense I would say.

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:lol:

NO, NAY, NEVER!

@Jess - there are at least two godless heathen barbarian women in this band... what are we praying for?:innocent:
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boudicca wrote::lol:

NO, NAY, NEVER!

@Jess - there are at least two godless heathen barbarian women in this band... what are we praying for?:innocent:
Dunno.

- better threads on HL.
- a date
- a shag by *von*
- a Ben & Jerry's Cherry Pie Icecream
- a *life*
- whatever

cross out the inappropriate. :P
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You are a Man of impecible taste Hom_Corleone :notworthy: :twisted:
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canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol:

NO, NAY, NEVER!

@Jess - there are at least two godless heathen barbarian women in this band... what are we praying for?:innocent:
Dunno.

- better threads on HL.
- a date
- a shag by *von*
- a Ben & Jerry's Cherry Pie Icecream
- a *life*
- whatever

cross out the inappropriate. :P
Not world peace? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol:

NO, NAY, NEVER!

@Jess - there are at least two godless heathen barbarian women in this band... what are we praying for?:innocent:
Dunno.

- better threads on HL.
- a date
- a shag by *von*
- a Ben & Jerry's Cherry Pie Icecream
- a *life*
- whatever

cross out the inappropriate. :P
Not world peace? :innocent:
that isnt on my agenda.

ask St. Bob to join the band if you must
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Johnny M wrote:What's the difference between PCW and Trolls?
Should I read the next five pages or just mention The Song Game? :wink:
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canon docre wrote:Mind you, the middle one is quite handy in karate.
Kameltow!
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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scotty wrote:You are a Man of impecible taste Hom_Corleone
Janet Jackson eat your heart out.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:What annoys me far more are those incredibly boring internal bla bla posts*, which are solely understandable and interesting for one person alone. Unfortunately you figure that out after you took the effort to read through it. Why not use pm instead?
Indeed.
Two women after my own heart!

:notworthy: x2 (one for each)
Cos PM's are intrusively personal. I prefer to bay at the moon.

And whispering in public is very rude.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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canon docre wrote:What annoys me far more are those incredibly boring internal bla bla posts*, which are solely understandable and interesting for one person alone. Unfortunately you figure that out after you took the effort to read through it. Why not use pm instead?
Even more tedious are those private conversations continued in public ...
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Five in a row... I think you've just broken your own record :P .

WELL DONE FRANKUS! :lol: :notworthy: :kiss:
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canon docre wrote:
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I'm obviously the blonde to the right, you can make up with bof who you'd like to be. Mind you, the middle one is quite handy in karate. :wink:
Can I be the one on the left? :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
canon docre wrote:
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I'm obviously the blonde to the right, you can make up with bof who you'd like to be. Mind you, the middle one is quite handy in karate. :wink:
Can I be the one on the left? :lol:
If that means I get the Karate skillz then sure! :wink:
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I'll be Charlie, and you can all be my angels.

Except you. You be Bosley.

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markfiend wrote:I'll be Charlie, and you can all be my angels.

Except you. You be Bosley.

A prize for the first person who knows where that's from.
Can I cheat?
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You'll only be cheating yourself. ;)
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markfiend wrote:You'll only be cheating yourself. ;)
I'm used to that, the real question is will cheating disallow me from getting the prize in two weekends time? :innocent:
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:lol: I think I can stretch to buying you a pint anyway.
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markfiend wrote::lol: I think I can stretch to buying you a pint anyway.
cool. in that case Family Guy :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
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:lol: Can you name the episode?
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markfiend wrote::lol: Can you name the episode?
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (episode #15)

Originally aired: Tuesday March 28, 2000 on FOX
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Well, there's a spooky coincidence :lol:
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