Fab Joke of the day 11.03.03

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Mrs RicheyJames
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was dead,

Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was stapled to the first monkey,

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause he thought it was a game!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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heh...heh... monkeys are funny.
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monkey business :eek:
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We've just been notified that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of our office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Fukinabaat, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like she or he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time...
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paint it black wrote:We've just been notified that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of our office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Fukinabaat, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like she or he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time...
arf! :D
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Why didn't my joke get an arf?
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Coz it's about MONKEYS.
Duh.
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Sexygoth wrote:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was dead,

Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was stapled to the first monkey,

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause he thought it was a game!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just out of interest - who would give a stapler to a monkey - I know "monkeys" have thumbs but there are limits

BTW - ARF! :-)
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Erm Ta for the arf!!! But I really have no idea about the stapeler thing!!! :lol:
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An Oldie But A Goodie - IMHO

"A horse walks into a bar, and the Barman says
"Why the long face""

ARF!
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