Let's follow the cops back home ...

Johnny M · 28 Mar 2006, 01:24

... and rob their houses.

Another discussion point.

Should we? Or not?

nick the stripper · 28 Mar 2006, 03:32

You just want to be branded on the ass with the letters P-O-S-T-C-O-U-N-T-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E, donâ€™t you Johnny?

edit: is this referancing something I'm unaware of?

hallucienate · 28 Mar 2006, 08:04

I'm in.

Support also looks pretty good.

Maybe Gary will join in?

aims · 28 Mar 2006, 16:19

Did you forget to take your meds?

Mickpit · 28 Mar 2006, 16:36

What will they have worth nicking? Lots of lost goods handed in by honest citizens and then not claimed and a good stash no doubt. I'm in.

paint it black · 28 Mar 2006, 16:44

Motz wrote:Did you forget to take your meds?

it's just the placebo effect

Mickpit · 28 Mar 2006, 16:50

Also remember that if you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that

eastmidswhizzkid · 29 Mar 2006, 02:51

i don't want to be pedantic but if we follow the pigs back home and then rob them they'll likely stop us as they'll be at home...

however ...we could follow them back home, pour petrol through their letter-boxes, and then offer them a light!

aims · 29 Mar 2006, 07:45

If Quiffy vanishes in a dawn raid tomorrow, I'm holding you collectively responsible...

Planet Dave · 29 Mar 2006, 10:29

They are watching, you know. They're always watching.

JM - surely you'd cause more damage by taking out the doughnut stand.

eastmidswhizzkid · 29 Mar 2006, 17:53

the views of eastmidswhizzkid are entirely his own and in no way reflect the opinions of this forum, or it's administration.

i don't even lke the sisters for god's sake -i'm really a jazz-loving peacenik who's never done a sinful or illegal act in his god-bothering and jesus-licking life. i only came here because i thought it was a religious order -i just sort of got sucked in. honest.

Badlander · 29 Mar 2006, 18:09

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i only came here because i thought it was a religious order -i just sort of got sucked in. honest.

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence ?

999 · 29 Mar 2006, 23:21

however ...we could follow them back home, pour petrol through their letter-boxes, and then offer them a light!

is this a threat to cause criminal damage ? yes, I can confirm we are watching and will always will be....................

eastmidswhizzkid · 29 Mar 2006, 23:28

999 wrote:
however ...we could follow them back home, pour petrol through their letter-boxes, and then offer them a light!
is this a threat to cause criminal damage ? yes, I can confirm we are watching and will always will be....................

it's hardly a threat -and i have no intention of damaging any criminals.

999 · 29 Mar 2006, 23:47

it's hardly a threat -and i have no intention of damaging any criminals

Maybe you need to look at the Criminal Damage Act 1971, section 2.

Izzy HaveMercy · 29 Mar 2006, 23:52

Good. Let us point you to Clause 83 then.

IZ.

eastmidswhizzkid · 29 Mar 2006, 23:56

if it hadn't been superceeded by the criminal damage act 1991...

criminal damage act 1991 wrote:Threats to destroy or damage property
A person who without lawful excuse makes to another a threat, intending that that other would fear it would be carried out,â€”
(a) to destroy or damage any property belonging to that other or a third person; or
(b) to destroy or damage his own property in a way which he knows is likely to endanger the life of that other or a third person;
shall be guilty of an offence.

having made no such threat to another, and certainly not with the intention of them fearing it would be carried out, i rest my case.

Dark · 30 Mar 2006, 19:14

999 wrote:
it's hardly a threat -and i have no intention of damaging any criminals
Maybe you need to look at the Criminal Damage Act 1971, section 2.

999? As in these boys?

Johnny M · 30 Mar 2006, 21:46

Dark wrote: 999? As in these boys?

Homicide - 999

I believe in homicide, I rest my case, don't cast a sigh
You'd better believe it, that's the truth of it
Take it or leave it, resign to it
Homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide

No one cares when someone lies, they'd rather say that it's a red alert
You'd better believe it, that's the truth of it
Take it or leave it, resign to it
Homicide, homicide, homicide, homicide homicide, homicide
homicide, homicide

You try to tell me it's his fault because he's down
And let him lose this homicide all over town

I'll take enough but i'll take it down what's your address,
I'll write it down i'll be in touch
So don't leave town in a big black car

(solo)

Homicide, homicide, homicide

I believe in homicide
I rest my case, don't cast a sigh
You'd better believe it, that's the truth of it,
Take it or leave it, resign to it

Homicide, homicide, homicide ,homicide homicide, homicide, homicide ,homicide homicide, homicide, homicide ,homicide homi, homi, homi, homi, homi, homi, homi, homi homi, homi, homi, homi, homi, homi, homi, homi ... homicide.

Yep! Those guys. Truly awesome song from way back when.

6FeetOver · 30 Mar 2006, 21:56

LOVE that tune.

Johnny M · 30 Mar 2006, 22:37

SINsister wrote:LOVE that tune.

The anoraks can help me and Sinny out here but for a 77/78 punk band that (solo) just blew us all away ... and made the song what it is. Still today it stands up. Still.

Dark · 31 Mar 2006, 19:33

Yeah. Great band. The singer's a nice guy too. He sold me one of their t-shirts for a fiver instead of Â£12, about five minutes before 999 went on stage the other week.

I feel proud to have shaken his hand.

paint it black · 31 Mar 2006, 22:23

ha ha ha.. my mates used to cover that song, they may have used it for one of their john peel sessions, can't remember...was funny though

Dark · 31 Mar 2006, 23:07

I was surprised when I was looking through their singles in town.. the song name "Feeling Alright With The Crew" sounds almost chav now.

Black Planet · 02 Apr 2006, 02:55

Ah, The Police.... shall we call upon Roxanne and her ready light ?

JB...hope doth spring eternal.

Happy All Fools Day my friend.