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Still many people doing the night shift here.

Drink, anyone?
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Dark wrote:Still many people doing the night shift here.

Drink, anyone?
I had already too much of that sweet & golden nectar called Martini d'Oro. :oops:

thankyouverymuch

I think the nightshift will look a bit bare without Lee. :(
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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far be it from me to spoil a party, so as David Sylvian once crooned "Nightporter's gone, nightporter's gone..."
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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And so will I be now. Goodnight.
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;D Not everyone here has night at the same tme, unless the earth really is flat. :eek:
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*cough* :innocent:
Dark wrote: Drink, anyone?
Fizzy pop for you, young man! :P :wink:
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Would I imply anything else, Claire? Am I anything but a good, wholesome boy? :innocent: :lol: :roll:


I just noticed there's some cider left over in the kitchen. I've almost finished my anti-government graffiti Art project too... innocent ickle me. :lol:
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Too bad fizzy pop gives you cancer :|

And Korin, it was the 1st yesterday, you don't have to keep pretending now ;)
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Motz wrote:Too bad fizzy pop gives you cancer :|
Codswallop! The old Dandelion & Burdock never did me any harm...
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boudicca wrote:
Motz wrote:Too bad fizzy pop gives you cancer :|
Codswallop! The old Dandelion & Burdock never did me any harm...
Now that's a Yorkshire drink if ever there was one! (...and Tetley's :wink: )

And it's the only one I'd choose over Irn Bru :oops:
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boudicca wrote:Dandelion & Burdock
...tastes of dirt...and cream soda tastes of pink

Bleurgh to both
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Debaser wrote:
boudicca wrote:Dandelion & Burdock
...tastes of dirt...
:eek:

:?
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i like dandelion and burdock. 's not as nice as irn bru though. or tizer. ;D
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tizer and vimto...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:tizer and vimto...
I'd imagine that combo generates a better quality belch. :P
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The Night Porter?
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Planet Dave wrote:
emilystrange wrote:tizer and vimto...
I'd imagine that combo generates a better quality belch. :P
Vimto is an anagram of Vomit, as I'm sure I've pointed out here before...
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They've started putting cherries in diet coke.
Clearly this is a world that went mad with style.
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d00mw0lf wrote:They've started putting cherries in diet coke.
Well you should know d00m, working for them and all... :innocent: ;D
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Planet Dave wrote:
emilystrange wrote:tizer and vimto...
I'd imagine that combo generates a better quality belch. :P
aagahhh aaghhh eeeuuerghhh

not together!!!! :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff:
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:They've started putting cherries in diet coke.
Well you should know d00m, working for them and all... :innocent: ;D
Oh yeah... I kinda forgot about that. You forget most things after a weekend in pubs that don't exist with some german goblin-folk-jazz types...
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d00mw0lf wrote:You forget most things after a weekend in pubs that don't exist with some german goblin-folk-jazz types...
Tell me about it!
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You too eh?
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Every flippin' weekend, d00meh.
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:eek: :|

I'm the only registered user online. Two guests... :roll: .

A bit lonely at this hour. Most of the Europeans will be asleep more or less.
But I expected some Americans/others....

Enjoy the silence.... :D
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