April Fool's

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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Because Andrew's a bastard and he's impossible to work with. Obviously :innocent:
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Eldritch found Hussey in bed with Doktor Avalanche.
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As opposed to Hussey finding Eldritch in bed with Astbury? :lol:
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DGP00666 wrote:Eldritch found Hussey in bed with Doctor Avalanche.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
It's DoKtor.:innocent:
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Badlander wrote:
DGP00666 wrote:Eldritch found Hussey in bed with Doctor Avalanche.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
It's DoKtor.:innocent:
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robertzombie wrote:Why exactly did they break up?
Because the bass player (Adams?) asked why they didn't play any of his songs? :lol:
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from what I've picked up wasn't it that Eldritch wanted the band to go the way he wanted it to regardless of the others opinions?
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No venue had a stage big enough to fit both thier oversize egos.
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wild bill buttock wrote:No venue had a stage big enough to fit both thier oversize egos.
And Wayne's nose. :innocent:
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wild bill buttock wrote:No venue had a stage big enough to fit both thier oversize egos.
And Wayne's nose. :innocent:
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paint it black wrote::oops:
a ray of intrigue in an otherwise dull thread...i wish some of you lazy gits would pay more attention then you could tell me what hispaintedblackness saw fit to expunge.

yes Ez, i'm that bored. :wink:
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Musical differences ? :innocent: :lol:

Wayne getting :von: bad dope ? Mmh... Sounds more likely to me. ;D
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This comes from the m*****n website.

APRIL 1st

It seems that my 'little' April 1st joke has fooled some of you. Others not. I mean, I'm so over Ikea.......

Anyway, my apolgies to anyone that was offended or inconvenienced or went out and spent £69 on tickets to see SOM on the strength of my hoax. I hope there's been a lesson learned....Save your money for a good band.......And just to clarify, this was all my doing and had nothing to do with Paul Morgan.
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The Ohm wrote:This comes from the m*****n website.

APRIL 1st

It seems that my 'little' April 1st joke has fooled some of you. Others not. I mean, I'm so over Ikea.......

Anyway, my apolgies to anyone that was offended or inconvenienced or went out and spent £69 on tickets to see SOM on the strength of my hoax. I hope there's been a lesson learned....Save your money for a good band.......And just to clarify, this was all my doing and had nothing to do with Paul Morgan.
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ouch... £69, good number, eh wot?

sounds like sour Grapes Of Wrath...
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"Save your money for a good band"

When I can get enough money to see the Mish, I will. :P
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The Ohm wrote:This comes from the m*****n website.
Save your money for a good band........
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i feel cold and fear when i visit m*****n site :eek:
all these albums, singles, dvd's, downloads, anthology makes me sick :urff:
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The Ohm wrote:This comes from the m*****n website.

APRIL 1st

It seems that my 'little' April 1st joke has fooled some of you. Others not. I mean, I'm so over Ikea.......

Anyway, my apolgies to anyone that was offended or inconvenienced or went out and spent £69 on tickets to see SOM on the strength of my hoax. I hope there's been a lesson learned....Save your money for a good band.......And just to clarify, this was all my doing and had nothing to do with Paul Morgan.
Cheers,
Wayne
what a fucking knobwand! does he think his fans are that dense that they'd be fooled by a man who uses a rhyming dictionary?

his ability to offend me ended when i stopped buying his records circa "severina" (and would never have topped his wailing the first few lines of marian during "shelter from the bits of paper " in 1986) and once "giving ground" was released any inconvenience i may have suffered as a result of his leaving the sisters stopped. what a tosser.

and it's TSOM you hideous cunt. :roll:
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lachert wrote:i feel cold and fear when i visit m*****n site :eek:
all these albums, singles, dvd's, downloads, anthology makes me sick :urff:
:lol:
Yes.. how can ANYONE like a band that actually RELEASES good songs and communicates with their fans? :roll:
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Have to say I rather enjoyed their tour last year... and that lovely triple box DVD set was quite nice too.... AND they're (well Hussey really) are recording a new album...
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Muppet wrote:Have to say I rather enjoyed their tour last year... and that lovely triple box DVD set was quite nice too.... AND they're (well Hussey really) are recording a new album...
Doesn't stop Wayyyyyne from being a complete asshole. :evil:
April's fools, right.
Keeping it online for three days, wrong.
The joke wasn't even funny in the first place. Well, maybe Mish-funny. :innocent:
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At least he seems to remember the password for his website...
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:what a fucking knobwand! does he think his fans are that dense that they'd be fooled by a man who uses a rhyming dictionary?
Some idiot Mish fan did shell out for 3 tickets for the Leeds Sisters gig on the strength of the "April Fool" though. It was all over the get-a-life-journals.

Some of the sad goffs on there are wonderful comedy, albeit unintentionally. :innocent:
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well it made me laugh :lol:

certainly funnier than watching the blades throw away automatic promotion anyway :urff:
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