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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4882946.stm
Bird Flu.
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And nobody is worried, because, despite what the tabloids would like you to believe, there is a rather large evolutionary gap between birds and humans.
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Ahhhh-choo!

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Odd coincidence that they'd planned a bird-flu excercise for yesterday isn't it?
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I think we can trust our goverment to protect us on this one.After all look at the fantastic job they did with Foot and Mouth disease . :roll:
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@ Motz true.

However, there's a bigger evolutionary gap between E. Coli and, say, Stapholococcus than there is between a human and a mushroom. In other words, there's more genetic diversity within the bacteria than there is within the rest of life on the planet (approximately 4 times as much). There's a thought to conjure with.
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Pat wrote:I think we can trust our goverment to protect us on this one.After all look at the fantastic job they did with Foot and Mouth disease . :roll:
...and they will help us live long enough to claim our bountiful pensions....

oh.

s**t.

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It was only a matter of time, there's no such thing as natural bio-isolation.

Well, let's just see, shall we? Although the girlfriend is preparing a barricade with supplies of domestos and face masks, I'm more inclined to believe we're moderately safe from a mutation of the virus to human afflicting status.
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has anyone of you seen V for Vendetta? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sh!t.
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markfiend wrote:Odd coincidence that they'd planned a bird-flu excercise for yesterday isn't it?
Might just be the conspiracist in me talking, but earlier I mentioned this to some friends, and couldn't help wondering if perhaps this "found bird" is in fact the exercise, and they're testing public reaction on it.

That or we're all gonna die. Either way's good with me, bring on Quentin The Pigeon. :von:
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Dark wrote:Either way's good with me, bring on Quentin The Pigeon. :von:
Yaaaay! ;D :D :notworthy:
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s**t. :eek:

It hit France too...


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Dark wrote:
markfiend wrote:Odd coincidence that they'd planned a bird-flu excercise for yesterday isn't it?
Might just be the conspiracist in me talking, but earlier I mentioned this to some friends, and couldn't help wondering if perhaps this "found bird" is in fact the exercise, and they're testing public reaction on it.

That or we're all gonna die. Either way's good with me, bring on Quentin The Pigeon. :von:
Never mind all that, the price of a "Chicken Super" from the Forres Chippie went up 60p today............where will it all end :eek: :twisted:
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@ Jess - :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

Mutating humans - hmmm, a briefest glimpse at some of the near neighbours would suggest that process is well advanced.
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canon docre wrote:s**t. :eek:

It hit France too...


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boudicca wrote:Image

Sh!t.
How come your sitting on a wee GOFF's erm Claire?, you don't really suit "Brown" but I like your eye make up :innocent:
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scotty wrote:How come your sitting on a wee GOFF's erm Claire?, you don't really suit "Brown" but I like your eye make up :innocent:
Shut it or I'll poo on your daft Choochter heid! :P ;D

That's Benji, the Bengal eagle owl, fortunately that photo was taken more than two years ago.
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boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:How come your sitting on a wee GOFF's erm Claire?, you don't really suit "Brown" but I like your eye make up :innocent:
Shut it or I'll poo on your daft Choochter heid! :P ;D
:lol: be gentle B, I'm ill :(
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scotty wrote:
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scotty wrote:How come your sitting on a wee GOFF's erm Claire?, you don't really suit "Brown" but I like your eye make up :innocent:
Shut it or I'll poo on your daft Choochter heid! :P ;D
:lol: be gentle B, I'm ill :(
With bird flu?

Ur ye a BURD, Keef? :innocent:
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[quote="canon docre"]s**t. :eek:

It hit France too...

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Filth might be more appropriate at this point, James.

Or indeed, The Great Annihilator :| .

I don't give a s**t about lots of humans dying. The more the merrier IMHO, clear the planet up a bit. As long as it's not me obviously. It's the little birdies I is worried about.

Right, on that note, I'm flying off to Sweden now byeeeeee! ;D
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boudicca wrote:
I don't give a s**t about lots of humans dying. The more the merrier IMHO, clear the planet up a bit. As long as it's not me obviously. It's the little birdies I is worried about.
Precisely. If anything happens to the tits and robins in my garden, I'm gonna be well pissed off. And there's some friendly local buzzards too... let just hope they're ok!
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canon docre wrote:s**t. :eek:

It hit France too...


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Ozpat wrote: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Guess we know what's wrong when we feel a little bit chirpy next week then :lol:

Belgium's still clear as can be :von:
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