Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal pix

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http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html

OMG, i had a good laugh at the expense of these eeeeeevil bands' pictures.
the commentary is great, too. i learned a new word - faggoth. :urff:

beware the lard-filled ass pic on page 2... über-gross.
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Paging BoF! She may be on holeeday, but this is her gig, yes?

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*yawn*

In an hour I'm getting on the train of doom as the first part of my journey to a full-on 10 day black metal fest!!
Oh yessssss!!!!!!! I shall be posting my pics on here :D

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davedecay wrote:http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html

OMG, i had a good laugh at the expense of these eeeeeevil bands' pictures.
the commentary is great, too. i learned a new word - faggoth. :urff:

beware the lard-filled ass pic on page 2... über-gross.
:lol::notworthy::lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:*yawn*
Libs! Why are you not in Norway? Those pesky Scandinavians could've been getting up to all kinds of stuff in the... couple of hours... the HL Burdz presence has been away :lol: :twisted: .
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Guess we've had this before, but still funny :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:*yawn*
Libs! Why are you not in Norway? Those pesky Scandinavians could've been getting up to all kinds of stuff in the... couple of hours... the HL Burdz presence has been away :lol: :twisted: .
Reading the title without reading the poster I though this thread would be filled with your holiday pics :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:*yawn*
Libs! Why are you not in Norway? Those pesky Scandinavians could've been getting up to all kinds of stuff in the... couple of hours... the HL Burdz presence has been away :lol: :twisted: .
I am getting on the train in about 45 minutes for the first part of the black metal journey of evil!
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Obviousman wrote:Guess we've had this before, but still funny :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:*yawn*
Libs! Why are you not in Norway? Those pesky Scandinavians could've been getting up to all kinds of stuff in the... couple of hours... the HL Burdz presence has been away :lol: :twisted: .
Reading the title without reading the poster I though this thread would be filled with your holiday pics :lol:
You watch it, Dutch boy :P :wink: ! I've just subdued a nation and I've got fire in my belly... if I turn my attentions to Belgium you've got no chance! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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:eek:

Can't beat Belgium, I tell ye ;D
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black metal? hmm...

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Would these guys fit in?
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Not with that ugly fat bloke in the back who must have eaten Ozzy
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The dawg would make a mean Death Metal grunter, mebbe ;D

's been done before ;D

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davedecay wrote:beware the lard-filled ass pic on page 2... über-gross.
Last time I saw Carpathian Forest live he had a smiley painted on his ass. And wore a thong. Can't decide which was the least easy on the eyes - him, or the vocalist vomiting.
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Kids-you've gotta love them.There's nothing like dressing up and slapping on a bit of makeup.When I was a lad it was the New Romantics ,they haven't changed much. :lol:
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Pat wrote:Kids-you've gotta love them.There's nothing like dressing up and slapping on a bit of makeup.When I was a lad it was the New Romantics ,they haven't changed much. :lol:
Aye, I reckon Spandau Ballet could 'ave Gorgoroth any day! :lol:
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Pat wrote:Kids-you've gotta love them.There's nothing like dressing up and slapping on a bit of makeup.When I was a lad it was the New Romantics ,they haven't changed much. :lol:
At least you couldn't mistake them for pro wrestlers. :innocent: ;D
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:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

I had once a business lunch date with one of the Messieurs who made it to the first place. :innocent:

And at least one of the other pics was used as a promo pic under my aegis...* :oops: :innocent: :lol:




and no, I wont tell you which one.... :lol:
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canon docre wrote:And at least one of the other pics was used as a promo pic under my aegis...* :oops: :innocent: :lol:

and no, I wont tell you which one.... :lol:
Ooooh, I so hope it's the Black Metal Arse :twisted: .
Go on! Is it Jess? Eh? Eh? You can tell us! :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:And at least one of the other pics was used as a promo pic under my aegis...* :oops: :innocent: :lol:

and no, I wont tell you which one.... :lol:
Ooooh, I so hope it's the Black Metal Arse :twisted: .
Go on! Is it Jess? Eh? Eh? You can tell us! :wink:
I can happily say that I never ever got anywhere near that arse... :lol:

Although he isnt strictly BM, I do miss Mortiis in the Top 10.

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Or these guys :innocent:

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...although they split some years ago ;D



Or find our greatest Belgian on this picture ;D

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canon docre wrote:Although he isnt strictly BM, I do miss Mortiis in the Top 10.

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:eek: Is that a suit he's wearing?!







:lol: I'm looking at a picture of a man with a prosthetic nose and ears and black lipstick, and I'm shocked by a tailored jacket! :lol:
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boudicca wrote: :eek: Is that a suit he's wearing?!

:lol: I'm looking at a picture of a man with a prosthetic nose and ears and black lipstick, and I'm shocked by a tailored jacket! :lol:

Damn these business types come in all flavours nowadays... :innocent:


n'est ce pas, Izarothas? :lol: :notworthy:
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canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote: :eek: Is that a suit he's wearing?!

:lol: I'm looking at a picture of a man with a prosthetic nose and ears and black lipstick, and I'm shocked by a tailored jacket! :lol:

Damn these business types come in all flavours nowadays... :innocent:


n'est ce pas, Izarothas? :lol: :notworthy:
I know it was a giveaway when I saw that age-old name under my beaver-tail face ;D

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