Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
AndyTheGoth wrote:Happy Birthdays and Many Happy Returns Of The Day* to the both of yous!
* Does anyone actually know what this phrase means?
May you have many happy days. I.e. may they return again and again. Think cruise missiles over Baghdad. Or trips to toilet after having a tomato soup at the Lake Palace in Udaipur.
When was the last time you cut the catwalk caviar?
but.....