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- Obviousman
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My thoughts exactly
- boudicca
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I knew this girl at college who was a total Libertines groupie. She used to show us pictures of Mr. Nae-Talent on her mobile phone, and run to turn up the radio when they were on.
She also shagged the drummer from Bloc Party, apparently . f**k's sake who boasts about shagging a drummer?
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
She also shagged the drummer from Bloc Party, apparently . f**k's sake who boasts about shagging a drummer?
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girlboudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- boudicca
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Slow and steady wins the race...scotty wrote:I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girlboudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- emilystrange
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more fun in there..
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Ya gutter moothed hing ootboudicca wrote:Slow and steady wins the race...scotty wrote:I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girlboudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- boudicca
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Well, the telly's crap these days - a girl's got to make her own entertainment.scotty wrote:Ya gutter moothed hing ootboudicca wrote:Slow and steady wins the race...scotty wrote: I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girl
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I'm wi you Pat, chuck that cock Pete D in the clink and chuck Claire af o' here, she's like a drunk train driverPat wrote:That's the last thread I start. From Pete Doherty going down to Claire getting jiggy.......how?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- Badlander
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How can you lust for such an ugly looking bastard ?boudicca wrote:I knew this girl at college who was a total Libertines groupie. She used to show us pictures of Mr. Nae-Talent on her mobile phone, and run to turn up the radio when they were on.
I understand Dr Avalanche is already engaged to Nurse.
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Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
- Silver_Owl
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he's not real anyway - he's a Buddy Holly impersonator. The KLF created him, remember
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
- timsinister
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Christ, I need some mental floss after that!
Silly bastard, as if the police aren't going to be watching you, hours after an appearence!? He's getting just what he deserves.
Can't say I object to his singing that much. That probably makes me some kind of zealot outcast, but I've never had an actual problem - I didn't mind him singing on that Song for Lovers track.
Flame if you must.
Silly bastard, as if the police aren't going to be watching you, hours after an appearence!? He's getting just what he deserves.
Can't say I object to his singing that much. That probably makes me some kind of zealot outcast, but I've never had an actual problem - I didn't mind him singing on that Song for Lovers track.
Flame if you must.
- markfiend
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If I (or any of us) had been caught with class A as many times as he has, we'd be doing 5 years by now.
How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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- Gottdammerung
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*edit*markfiend wrote:If I (or any of us) had been caught with class A as many times as he has, we'd be doing 5 years by now.
How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
OK, so his father's an army officer... not likely to get jailed by a beak then is he?
Good old British class system in effect, innit?
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- markfiend
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Right, I didn't know that.Gottdammerung wrote:OK, so his father's an army officer... not likely to get jailed by a beak then is he?
Good old British class system in effect, innit?
Regular working-class hero, isn't he?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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- EvilBastard
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Topic derailed in 6 - is that a record?boudicca wrote:I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
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