The dwarf KISS tribute band

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Any second now, someone's going to start cracking jokes about ponies heads in beds, and the whole thing will be shot. :wink:
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and Jon Bon Jovi.
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The original KISS was bad enough, why do you need a tribute band, never mind a dwarf tribute band, even less two dwarf tribute bands? :eek:
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America, what a land.... filled with people who nail gun their heads whilst on meth.. and midget Kiss tribute bands!

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In the words of Family Guy, who'd want to be Peter Criss? Even Peter Criss doesn't want to be Peter Criss.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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If life is a radio, turn it up to ten!!! ;D :P

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