JOTD 21/03/03

NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
Post Reply
User avatar
Erudite
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1952
Joined: 24 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: Lost In Space

Once upon a time in a forest there was born a snake and a rabbit.
Both were blind from birth and grew up alone.
One day the snake and the rabbit met one another.
The rabbit said, Excuse me, I have been blind from birth, would you
mind feeling me and telling me what I am?
The snake agreed and ran his tongue all over the rabbit.
Let me see, you have big floppy ears, soft fur and a fluffy tail.
You must be a rabbit!
The snake continues, By strange coincidence, I have also been blind
from birth. would you return the favour and tell me what I am?
So the rabbit runs his paw all over the snake.
You're smooth and slippery, you have a forked tongue, no ears
and no balls...
I know! You're Tony Blair!
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
Top
User avatar
zigeunerweisen
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 573
Joined: 12 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: Portugal

Hehehe
That was just too easy Erudite ;)
Top
User avatar
Black Shuck
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 848
Joined: 05 Feb 2003, 14:02
Location: Sitting in a sleazy snack bar, sucking sickly sausage rolls
Contact:
Contact Black Shuck

:!:
Much as I despise Tony Blair, I actually think he does posses enormous balls (metaphorically speaking) for Doing his invading thang against just about everyone's wishes.

hate to be picky, but he has rather large ears as well. Good joke though!
Gazza for England manager
Top
User avatar
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2588
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......

On the mention of "Tony Blair" - the words "Political Suicide" comes to mind! ;-)
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
Top
User avatar
Erudite
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1952
Joined: 24 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: Lost In Space

Black Shuk wrote::!:
Much as I despise Tony Blair, I actually think he does posses enormous balls (metaphorically speaking) for Doing his invading thang against just about everyone's wishes.
I'd like to have seen him use those balls to tell Dubya to f**k off!
It's easier to go against your electorate in the face of mass voter apathy...
But this is for jokes and light relief.
I'll save the opinions for elsewhere.
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
Top
User avatar
Black Shuck
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 848
Joined: 05 Feb 2003, 14:02
Location: Sitting in a sleazy snack bar, sucking sickly sausage rolls
Contact:
Contact Black Shuck

OK sorry
Gazza for England manager
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Joke of the Day”