"What happens if Sheep don't get their FUR cut?, does it just keep growing 'till you get a really big FURRY Sheep?, it must all fall out naturally every year".
Sheep......Fur....WTF .
I'll not tell you who it was, they can own up , but you'd have thought a Posh Bird fi Bearsden would've known Sheep don't have "FUR"
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DerekR wrote:phew, when i saw the reference to this in the chatroom I thought it was gonna be something like "what's a sheep fur?" answers on a postcard
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jist as well some ay us don't huv blackouts aw thi time
now where did they Paris CDs go?
now where did they Paris CDs go?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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@scotty - You'd best send her a PM apologising profuselyWikipedia wrote:Wool is the fibre derived from the fur of gay animals of the Caprinae family, principally sheep and goats, but the hair of other mammals such as alpacas may also be called drool.
James Blast wrote:Ya Fud!
That will be right, Wool's Wool, Fur's Fur, we all...........well nearly all ken the diffirence, fcuk what the wikiwhatsit says , Furry SheepBig Si wrote:@scotty - You'd best send her a PM apologising profuselyWikipedia wrote:Wool is the fibre derived from the fur of gay animals of the Caprinae family, principally sheep and goats, but the hair of other mammals such as alpacas may also be called drool.
James Blast wrote:Ya Fud!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
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Hey, she might buy me a drink on monday for defending her honourJames Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Naw, thaim posh burdz ur aw the same - nae nickers, 'n nae money!
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's WoolyJames Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Hairy?scotty wrote:Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's WoolyJames Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
I thought we were talking about Fur!
"Furry boot land" - that's sheep's wool in them boot's innit?
Fur...Hair.......I just ken that neither's WoolBig Si wrote:Hairy?scotty wrote:Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's WoolyJames Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
I thought we were talking about Fur!
"Furry boot land" - that's sheep's wool in them boot's innit?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Izzy thinks "sheep lovers come from Glasgow" so don't you start confusing him!Andy TG wrote:NO WELSH SHEEP SHAGGING JOKES PLEASE!!!!!
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hey! i want to do scotty over too! leave some for me...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Just you name the place and time Girls, and I'll bring the Baby Oil and a blow up paddling pool
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
A multitude of things Mike, a multitude of things............probablyMotz wrote:Over what, ems?
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*maintains dignified silence*
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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in case any o' yiz missed this post elsewhaur:
James Blast wrote:I'm just so happy yesterday happened, I'll be numb till Monday when I get a top up
Keith Man, ye drove like a star doon and oop!
I'd nivir huv ken'd ye wir in pain.
Fur a decrepit auld grouch I thoat I did pretty well, but then Francis does take great care of me. I love ya man and am so looking forward to welcoming you to my fair city on Monday.
If the weather holds - BBQ and drinky-poos at Chateau B'Last, kick off about 3pm > cab to Stavka > The Sisters ABC, Glasgow Sauchiehall St.
PS. I am willing to drive my (overheating) car to the city and pick up Francis and as many waifs and strays as my wreck will hold.
No sweary words in front of The Mum*, puh-leez!
*please call her Molly and not Mother Blast
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