Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
"What happens if Sheep don't get their FUR cut?, does it just keep growing 'till you get a really big FURRY Sheep?, it must all fall out naturally every year".
Sheep......Fur....WTF .
I'll not tell you who it was, they can own up , but you'd have thought a Posh Bird fi Bearsden would've known Sheep don't have "FUR"
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
DerekR wrote:phew, when i saw the reference to this in the chatroom I thought it was gonna be something like "what's a sheep fur?" answers on a postcard
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
jist as well some ay us don't huv blackouts aw thi time
now where did they Paris CDs go?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Wikipedia wrote:Wool is the fibre derived from the fur of gay animals of the Caprinae family, principally sheep and goats, but the hair of other mammals such as alpacas may also be called drool.
@scotty - You'd best send her a PM apologising profusely
Wikipedia wrote:Wool is the fibre derived from the fur of gay animals of the Caprinae family, principally sheep and goats, but the hair of other mammals such as alpacas may also be called drool.
@scotty - You'd best send her a PM apologising profusely
James Blast wrote:Ya Fud!
That will be right, Wool's Wool, Fur's Fur, we all...........well nearly all ken the diffirence, fcuk what the wikiwhatsit says , Furry Sheep
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's Wooly
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's Wooly
Hairy?
I thought we were talking about Fur!
"Furry boot land" - that's sheep's wool in them boot's innit?
James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's Wooly
Hairy?
I thought we were talking about Fur!
"Furry boot land" - that's sheep's wool in them boot's innit?
Fur...Hair.......I just ken that neither's Wool
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Just you name the place and time Girls, and I'll bring the Baby Oil and a blow up paddling pool
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
A multitude of things Mike, a multitude of things............probably
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
James Blast wrote:I'm just so happy yesterday happened, I'll be numb till Monday when I get a top up Keith Man, ye drove like a star doon and oop!
I'd nivir huv ken'd ye wir in pain.
Fur a decrepit auld grouch I thoat I did pretty well, but then Francis does take great care of me. I love ya man and am so looking forward to welcoming you to my fair city on Monday.
If the weather holds - BBQ and drinky-poos at Chateau B'Last, kick off about 3pm > cab to Stavka > The Sisters ABC, Glasgow Sauchiehall St.
PS. I am willing to drive my (overheating) car to the city and pick up Francis and as many waifs and strays as my wreck will hold.
No sweary words in front of The Mum*, puh-leez!
*please call her Molly and not Mother Blast
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
This is the closest Heartland has come to an Irvine Welsh novel-think of all the pure wee dunderheeds getting oot their Scottish-to-English dictionaries watchooterapolis
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
cut?, does it just keep growing 'till you get a really big FURRY Sheep?, it must all fall out naturally every year".
, but you'd have thought a Posh Bird fi Bearsden would've known Sheep don't have "FUR" 
