A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a
sentence.Wayne, the class suck-up, gets up straight away and says, "Last
year I got the flu and my mum said that it was very contagious". "Well
done Wayne" said the teacher. "Can anyone else think of a sentence with
the word contagious". Patricia, a sweet little girl with pigtails
stands up and says, "My Grandma says there's a nasty bug going around and
it's contagious". "Well done Patricia," says the teacher "Anyone
else?"
Little Andrew jumps up and says proudly, "Our next door
neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will
take the contagious."
10/05/06 Contagious
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