Happened to have the misfortune to catch last weeks Top of the pops,music for the mentally retarded or what?
But it featured the latest UK eurovision entry.God I was so proud!
It really must take enormous talent to be this crap.The sh*t faux rapping is the worst I've ever heard,worse even than Mr C.'s aweful Shamen efforts,as bad as that scandinavian bloke who was going to put "A ring around his dong,for a Holiday".Also it features the classic Cliche;The sentimental chorus sung by children.Genius I say.Even "Father Ted" and his spoof "My lovely horse" was better than this.
So p*ss poor is it that I'm going to put a tenner on it.It's just bad enough to win.
Plus its got grown women dressed as schoolgirls to attract the peado vote.Get them to crap on each other during the second verse and it'll be a staight ten from the German panel.
U.K. Eurovision entry
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Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
Don't you think this Eurovision song is so crap it's good? You have to admit it's damn catchy.
Don't you think this Eurovision song is so crap it's good? You have to admit it's damn catchy.
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More importantly Lordi might be representing Finland
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Germany brings in a Country/Western song.
WTF?
WTF?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Scotland declares neutrality and claims it is an annexe of Mars
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~ Peter Steele
Lordi do look rather fantastic in a comedy metal stylee.
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Christ on a bike!Its cradle of filth's dad.Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I'm backing Finland!
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Cradle of Dad?
I like that...
I like that...
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Father of filth,even
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i still say we should fight fire with fire and have Moriarti and the Sith representing the UK.
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They played my local boozer a couple of weeks ago.Moriati and the sith I mean,not Lordi or cradle of filth or even MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
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Didn't Madonna(the cheating,pie scoffing,mate of Charlie, international footballer and fattest coke head the world has ever seen) cover their tune?Almiche V wrote:The nutsGimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
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Makes her hardcore if she did....wild bill buttock wrote:Didn't Madonna(the cheating,pie scoffing,mate of Charlie, international footballer and fattest coke head the world has ever seen) cover their tune?Almiche V wrote:The nutsGimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
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nothing can be worst than the greek song,
it s so predictable it should go on trial
i realy hope it will come out last, it deserves it!
it s so predictable it should go on trial
i realy hope it will come out last, it deserves it!
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Don't knock the Shamen! Ebeneezer Good has to be one of the top subversive songs of the time!
Still brings a smile to my face!
Still brings a smile to my face!
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nope, that'll be Dadi FilthMotz wrote:Would this make the frontman "Daddy Filth"?wild bill buttock wrote:Father of filth,even
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it's an excuse to get mega pissed though ,. a bit like the withnail game, it goes. country comes on eat and drink as much as possible whilst that country is on. so far we have food and drink for 20 countries
usually ends up with lots of vomit, guinness followed by port is not always the best, you should try it sometime
usually ends up with lots of vomit, guinness followed by port is not always the best, you should try it sometime
Goths have feelings too
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I hate Eurovision with a passion. Whoever decided that ripping off Cheryl Baker's skirt was a good idea deserves a nitric acid enema.
Was that a bit strong?
Was that a bit strong?
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OUCH!!!!markfiend wrote:I hate Eurovision with a passion. Whoever decided that ripping off Cheryl Baker's skirt was a good idea deserves a nitric acid enema.
Was that a bit strong?
MY ERSE HOLE HAS RETRACTED TO SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MY SHOULDER BLADES JUST AT THE THOUGHT OF AN ACID ENEMA!!!!
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The Eurovision has been crap
The Eurovision is crap
The Eurovision will always be crap
I know it's already been said but it bares repeating
again
and again
and again
The Eurovision is crap
The Eurovision will always be crap
I know it's already been said but it bares repeating
again
and again
and again
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld GOFFS , the Euro vision is a laugh
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"