U.K. Eurovision entry

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Happened to have the misfortune to catch last weeks Top of the pops,music for the mentally retarded or what?
But it featured the latest UK eurovision entry.God I was so proud!
It really must take enormous talent to be this crap.The sh*t faux rapping is the worst I've ever heard,worse even than Mr C.'s aweful Shamen efforts,as bad as that scandinavian bloke who was going to put "A ring around his dong,for a Holiday".Also it features the classic Cliche;The sentimental chorus sung by children.Genius I say.Even "Father Ted" and his spoof "My lovely horse" was better than this.
So p*ss poor is it that I'm going to put a tenner on it.It's just bad enough to win.
Plus its got grown women dressed as schoolgirls to attract the peado vote.Get them to crap on each other during the second verse and it'll be a staight ten from the German panel.
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Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven. :innocent:

Don't you think this Eurovision song is so crap it's good? ;D You have to admit it's damn catchy. :innocent:
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More importantly Lordi might be representing Finland :D
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Yeah I agree, an awful song. One of the Scandinavian countries has a death metal song for their entry (is that one Finland?) That's probably awful too, but I'm looking forward to the show anyway. :P
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I'm backing Finland!

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Germany brings in a Country/Western song.

:? WTF? :?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Scotland declares neutrality and claims it is an annexe of Mars :|
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Lordi do look rather fantastic in a comedy metal stylee.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I'm backing Finland!

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Christ on a bike!Its cradle of filth's dad.
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Cradle of Dad?

I like that... :lol:
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Father of filth,even
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i still say we should fight fire with fire and have Moriarti and the Sith representing the UK.
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They played my local boozer a couple of weeks ago.Moriati and the sith I mean,not Lordi or cradle of filth or even MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
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wild bill buttock wrote:Father of filth,even
Would this make the frontman "Daddy Filth"? :|

Not liking where this is heading :urff::lol:
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Gimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven. :innocent:
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Almiche V wrote:
Gimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven. :innocent:
The nuts 8)
Didn't Madonna(the cheating,pie scoffing,mate of Charlie, international footballer and fattest coke head the world has ever seen) cover their tune?
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wild bill buttock wrote:
Almiche V wrote:
Gimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven. :innocent:
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Didn't Madonna(the cheating,pie scoffing,mate of Charlie, international footballer and fattest coke head the world has ever seen) cover their tune?
Makes her hardcore if she did....
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nothing can be worst than the greek song,
it s so predictable it should go on trial
i realy hope it will come out last, it deserves it!
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Don't knock the Shamen! Ebeneezer Good has to be one of the top subversive songs of the time!

Still brings a smile to my face!

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Motz wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:Father of filth,even
Would this make the frontman "Daddy Filth"? :|
nope, that'll be Dadi Filth ;D
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it's an excuse to get mega pissed though ,. a bit like the withnail game, it goes. country comes on eat and drink as much as possible whilst that country is on. so far we have food and drink for 20 countries :eek:

usually ends up with lots of vomit, guinness followed by port is not always the best, you should try it sometime :innocent: :twisted:
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I hate Eurovision with a passion. Whoever decided that ripping off Cheryl Baker's skirt was a good idea deserves a nitric acid enema.

Was that a bit strong?
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markfiend wrote:I hate Eurovision with a passion. Whoever decided that ripping off Cheryl Baker's skirt was a good idea deserves a nitric acid enema.

Was that a bit strong?
:eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: OUCH!!!!

MY ERSE HOLE HAS RETRACTED TO SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MY SHOULDER BLADES JUST AT THE THOUGHT OF AN ACID ENEMA!!!!
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The Eurovision has been crap

The Eurovision is crap

The Eurovision will always be crap

I know it's already been said but it bares repeating


again



and again





and again




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ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld GOFFS :twisted: , the Euro vision is a laugh :twisted: :lol:
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