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UK girl gets pregnant at 11

Somewhere outside Edinburgh, apparently. Opinions?
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Still hasn't beaten the world record.

This is nothing new. Just more reported because of world media.
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"She became pregnant after losing her virginity to a boy of 15 during a boozy one-night stand..."

pissed and pregnant. at 11.

marvellous :urff:
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A girl in my Primary 7 Class had an abortion at 11, just before we went to High School in1982 :eek:, nothing new I'm afraid................that was just outside Edinburgh as well :urff:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed :twisted:


















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:urff: trash-news at it's trashiest.
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markfiend wrote:If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed :twisted:
That reminds me of the time I heard a kid at school say 'if they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me.'

:roll: :urff: The mind boggles.
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I blame
Alcho pops
The parents
The schools
Nu-Metal
Old Metal
Society
The Internet
Chuck Norris


& anything else you care to mention......
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I blame the girl herself.

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At once shocking but not surprising.
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timsinister wrote:Somewhere outside Edinburgh, apparently. Opinions?
Aye, that's a RIGHT dodgy area :lol: :innocent:
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DerekR wrote:
timsinister wrote:Somewhere outside Edinburgh, apparently. Opinions?
Aye, that's a RIGHT dodgy area :lol: :innocent:
Especially the ex-mining communities south of the Pentlands with the "EH" post code, that's where :twisted:they tie up the kids to stop them biting the dugs :lol:
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DerekR wrote:Aye, that's a RIGHT dodgy area :lol: :innocent:
scotty wrote:Especially the ex-mining communities south of the Pentlands with the "EH" post code, that's where :twisted:they tie up the kids to stop them biting the dugs :lol:
I detect a bout of Jocko Homo post(ur)ing?
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James Blast wrote:I detect a bout of Jocko Homo post(ur)ing?
I predict a riot :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
James Blast wrote:I detect a bout of Jocko Homo post(ur)ing?
I predict a riot :lol:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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An 11 year old girl gave birth at the same hospital as I was born in (Hillingdon)... is this the same girl?

hehe me and my mate had a good laugh at her :twisted:
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Dark wrote:I blame the girl herself.

If you drink, you should know your limits. I only push mine enough so that techno sounds like it has massive hidden depth.
:eek: ! You`ll spoil your liver!
markfiend wrote:If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed Twisted Evil
And 35 years later it`s "I bled all I can, I won`t breed no more"
:innocent: ;D
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