the only good thing about Eurovision is
U.K. Eurovision entry
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When you're high on crack anything is funny and if you're notscotty wrote:ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld GOFFS , the Euro vision is a laugh
you should be
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Damn straight.scotty wrote:ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld GOFFS , the Euro vision is a laugh
Just make sure that you're seriously pissed before you even switch on the telly: et voila: fun for the whole family.
I, for one, am really looking forward to this.
The boundary of a boundary is zero.
Dark wrote:Trashy Euro pop is good. Just listen to the remake of Celebrate by that goff band scotty and I like.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- canon docre
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..it's payback time for our eastern european friends.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
..it's playback time for our eastern european friends.canon docre wrote:..it's payback time for our eastern european friends.
Dschinghis-Khan style dance crap in crap costumes moving their lips to crap lyirics from a tape.
Creppes Eurovision.. Are there any inspired cooks around to create it?
It must take you all evening to eat and leave you sick for days.
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The vocals are always performed live (although I guess there maybe the occasional exception).eotunun wrote:moving their lips to crap lyrics from a tape.
The best part of the show is Terry Wogan's comments. I seem to remember one year the BBC wouldn't let him commentate (saying his mocking was inappropriate) and got someone else to do it. The ratings were really bad and they were deluged with complaints so he's been there ever since.
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Well said that man!Dan wrote:The ratings were really bad and they were deluged with complaints so he's been there ever since.
a snorker and some Holy Ghost?
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- canon docre
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Hey, stop bashing my childhood idols.eotunun wrote:..it's playback time for our eastern european friends.canon docre wrote:..it's payback time for our eastern european friends.
Dschinghis-Khan style dance crap in crap costumes moving their lips to crap lyirics from a tape.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Could always have a spot of Lucretia...Electro Pop style
Mebbe with a few underage g*thlings dancing around the stage
http://www.juno.co.uk/search.php?q=sist ... column=all
Mebbe with a few underage g*thlings dancing around the stage
http://www.juno.co.uk/search.php?q=sist ... column=all
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blimey, that AND big brother?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
We have Carola Haeggkvist. She won the euro final many years ago...
s**t song, as usual.
s**t song, as usual.
I think someone set my soul alight
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I love listening to him getting progressively drunk throughout the programme and trying to control his urge to say things that would get the Beeb's lawyers in a lot of hot water...James Blast wrote:the only good thing about Eurovision is
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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I'm going to add my support to the Finland song, realyl want to see that getting played in the final.. even if my love of things Finnish is somewhat waning these days...
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Eurovision seems to be one of those things that Europeans are perversely happy with, if only for the pain it inflicts on them. But, at least it's an entirely European form of pain!
Also, Finland's version of Gwar has GOT to win.
Also, Finland's version of Gwar has GOT to win.
If this is heaven I'm bailin' out.
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put the subtitles on!
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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I'm really pleased I don't own a television. At least it's funny, I guess, unlike most of the other s**t on there.
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I have to admit a liking for them once upon a time. I thought Ebeneezer was quite naughty then.Doktor Gott wrote:Don't knock the Shamen! Ebeneezer Good has to be one of the top subversive songs of the time!
Still brings a smile to my face!