'mon the JAMBOS!!!!!!

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Scottish Cup Final, Hearts v Gretna, kick off at 15.00...'MON THE JAMBOS!!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Who??? :innocent:
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sistersvisions wrote:Who??? :innocent:
:P :P
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Ignoring..... as I was in the wrong place, wrong time for all
this football stuff...no apparent religion, therefore they all beat
me up...seemed too tough to figure out for them that someone did not give a flying F*ck... about this.. :twisted:
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I'm still trying to work out how that Gretna player rounded the keeper and with an open goal, umm ... seemed to forget that he was supposed to to shoot! :lol:

Congrats to Hearts. :D 8) :notworthy:
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A less than convincing win, but a win none the less :D , I had to go to Vikki Wines for a bottle of wine just to settle the nerves :innocent:

'MON THE JAMBOS :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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still means nothing to me..
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Zuma wrote:still means nothing to me..
You have no SOUL man :twisted: :lol:

I'm going to take you to a Forres Mechanics game when you come up :wink:
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Congrats! :D

Hearts are cool!!!!
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Congrats! :D
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Big Si wrote:Congrats! :D
Who LIVERPOOL :innocent:
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what wig? :lol:
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God I hate Liverpool,Jammy bastards! :evil:(My mom was from West Ham so I've a bit of a soft spot for The Irons).
And they knew what they were doing when they sold us that carthorse,Heskey.Gah!!!!! :urff:

Sorry this thread is about Scotch :wink: football isn't it?That's like proper English football without goalkeepers. ;D
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wild bill buttock wrote:
Sorry this thread is about Scotch :wink: football isn't it?That's like proper English football without goalkeepers. ;D
Best to drink a bottle of Scotch before watching this pish!
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Scotch in an alcoholic beverage, Scots are a fearsome race fuelled on Scotch, you have been warned :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:Scotch in an alcoholic beverage, Scots are a fearsome race fuelled on Scotch, you have been warned :twisted:
"Scotch" tastes like ferrets pish, no self respecting Scot's man drinks the stuff, it's only made to sell to gullible Homo English, Japanese , American and German fannys with more money than sense, we all drink Buckfast up here :twisted: :lol:
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scotty wrote:any way, this thread is about Hearts, now f**k off
From the man who couldny stay on topic if his life depended on it
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So about those elephants.......
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James Blast wrote:Scotch in an alcoholic beverage, Scots are a fearsome race fuelled on Scotch, you have been warned :twisted:
I may be a Brummy with a cockney mother but my Grandad was SCOTTISH,a gey Gordon from Huntly to be precise.You southern softy!
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weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:any way, this thread is about Hearts, now f**k off
From the man who couldny stay on topic if his life depended on it
;D

So about those elephants.......
:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :P :P ...................YA FUD :twisted:
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Glad to see that Anglo-Scots relations will be as harmonious and courteous as always. :wink: :lol:

I sense a long night. :twisted:

Anyway Keith, unwritten HL rule #47 clearly states "... should your chosen football team win a trophy, you are permitted to start your own thread to celebrate the occassion. You are permitted to moderate your own thread to ensure that it remains on topic. Moderation through foul and abusive language, death threats, arson threats and alcohol-fuelled intolerance of those who choose to derail said thread, is permissible as a 'one-off' to enable you (and fellow fans of your team) to enjoy your moment in the sun. You are exempt from normal HL moderation and the risk of being banned on this occassion and this occassion only."

Enjoy the moment Mr Jambo. :wink: 8)
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Johnny M wrote:foul and abusive language, death threats, arson threats and alcohol-fuelled intolerance
These are a few of my favourite things..
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