THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
Silver_Owl
The Don
Posts: 7498 Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 18:52
15 May 2006, 02:31
So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called
Vision Thing
or possibly a driving school called
Crash & Burn .
What boutiques are you planning on opening
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
Petseri
Overbomber
Posts: 4579 Joined: 15 Apr 2002, 01:00
15 May 2006, 03:49
My original shop was Burn , a tanning salon. It failed for some reason.
Body Electrolysis for hair removal is my newest venture.
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2586 Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......
15 May 2006, 04:37
"
Temple Of Love " would be a great name for a Sex Shop
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3907 Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts
15 May 2006, 04:45
My local jihadi recruiting office is called Detonation Boulevard. Dr. Jeep sells 4x4s. The double-glazing shop is called Dance on Glass. And the nursery is Gardens of Delight. Maybe it's time I moved house...
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2586 Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......
15 May 2006, 06:21
How about "First And Last and Always " for a Funeral Directors
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
Ozpat
From the Lowlands
Posts: 6758 Joined: 16 Aug 2005, 13:14
Location: In the place through which we wander.
15 May 2006, 06:40
Black Planet. A holiday resort for goffs...
"as we walk on the floodland"
doc P
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 634 Joined: 08 Jan 2004, 10:07
Location: on the mainland.... you wouldn´t understand
15 May 2006, 08:54
though not original by the Sisters I call my ICU:
comfortably numb
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
doc P
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 634 Joined: 08 Jan 2004, 10:07
Location: on the mainland.... you wouldn´t understand
15 May 2006, 08:56
Hom_Corleone wrote: So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called Vision Thing
WYDSM - could be another option
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
sistersvisions
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 586 Joined: 05 Mar 2006, 08:53
Location: south of the river
15 May 2006, 08:59
Will I Dream - Bed Store.
I'm as rare as a wombats wingnut!
TheBoyNextDoor
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 873 Joined: 04 Sep 2004, 13:11
Location: Sweden
Contact:
15 May 2006, 09:10
Andy TG wrote: "
Temple Of Love " would be a great name for a Sex Shop
Or maybe something like this..
Enter at your own risk (some nudism occur).
temple-of-love.de/
Andy TG
Overbomber
Posts: 2586 Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......
15 May 2006, 09:43
sistersvisions wrote: Will I Dream - Bed Store.
Slept
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
UtterlyBastardGroovy
Road Kill
Posts: 76 Joined: 26 Apr 2006, 17:36
Location: Last train to Leicester
15 May 2006, 10:21
'Home of the Hitmen' for all your assassination needs. This week 2 for 1 (lowest value target free).
MrChris
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1404 Joined: 21 May 2003, 11:34
Location: A Forest
15 May 2006, 10:31
What about:
- a used car showroom called Something Fast?
- a gym called Train?
- a lino shop called Vinyl Floorshow?
- a lesbian-oriented clothes store called Kiss the Carpet?
Chris
---------------------------------------------
Again and again and again...
mh
Above the Chemist
Posts: 8066 Joined: 23 Jun 2003, 14:41
Location: A city built on rock 'n' roll
15 May 2006, 10:33
Walk Away Marriage Counselling Service, here I come!!!
(It was a close call between that and The Damage Done)
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Doktor Gott
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 383 Joined: 12 May 2006, 14:18
Location: Stadtkind
Contact:
15 May 2006, 10:49
I was thinking of opening a ranch called Neverland.. but someone kind of bet me to it...
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181 Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
15 May 2006, 11:27
Floorshow carpets and laminate wood floorings
Bury Me Deep funeral directors
Heartland surgical supplies
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
thhell
Road Kill
Posts: 26 Joined: 22 Apr 2006, 03:25
Location: Denmark
15 May 2006, 11:42
This Corrosion - Plumbing Service
Dust in the air suspended
Marks the place where a story ended
Dark
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6605 Joined: 27 Oct 2004, 21:26
Location: People's Republic of Glasgow
Contact:
15 May 2006, 17:17
Some Kind Of Stranger singles club.
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3907 Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts
15 May 2006, 17:53
What about a legal practice, Blood Money? Reptile House petshop? Or maybe Anna Conda's Exotic Pet Emporium. Marian's Dive Shop?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3907 Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts
15 May 2006, 17:54
hallucienate wrote: No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
hallucienate
Overbomber
Posts: 4602 Joined: 17 Apr 2002, 01:00
Location: /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\
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15 May 2006, 18:05
EvilBastard wrote: hallucienate wrote: No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful
I pondered whether or not I should post it for about an hour...
Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6611 Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
Location: Where the streets fold round
15 May 2006, 18:15
EvilBastard wrote: hallucienate wrote: No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful
No it's not, it's fcuking ace.
Although Mr Corleone clearly needs to be shot for dreaming this monstrosity up. Maybe he should spend some time in Doc P's ICU. Nah, he'd like that far too much.
My old heart-lung machine was indeed christened (by myself) the Silver Machine.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
czuczu
Overbomber
Posts: 2191 Joined: 24 Oct 2005, 14:11
Location: UK
15 May 2006, 18:27
lazarus corporation wrote: You forgot the famous perfume house...
Poison Dior
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...