Shopping the Sisters way

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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Silver_Owl
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So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called Vision Thing
or possibly a driving school called Crash & Burn.

What boutiques are you planning on opening :?: :roll:
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Petseri
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My original shop was Burn, a tanning salon. It failed for some reason.

Body Electrolysis for hair removal is my newest venture.
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Andy TG
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"Temple Of Love" would be a great name for a Sex Shop ;-)
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My local jihadi recruiting office is called Detonation Boulevard. Dr. Jeep sells 4x4s. The double-glazing shop is called Dance on Glass. And the nursery is Gardens of Delight. Maybe it's time I moved house...
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Andy TG
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How about "First And Last and Always" for a Funeral Directors
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Ozpat
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Black Planet. A holiday resort for goffs... :innocent:
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doc P
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though not original by the Sisters I call my ICU:
comfortably numb
Es ist grausam.
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doc P
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Hom_Corleone wrote:So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called Vision Thing
WYDSM - could be another option :lol: 8)
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sistersvisions
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Will I Dream - Bed Store. :)
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Andy TG wrote:"Temple Of Love" would be a great name for a Sex Shop ;-)
Or maybe something like this.. :innocent:

Enter at your own risk (some nudism occur).
temple-of-love.de/
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Andy TG
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sistersvisions wrote:Will I Dream - Bed Store. :)
Slept
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UtterlyBastardGroovy
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'Home of the Hitmen' for all your assassination needs. This week 2 for 1 (lowest value target free).
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No Time To Cry Onion Farm
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MrChris
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What about:
- a used car showroom called Something Fast?
- a gym called Train?
- a lino shop called Vinyl Floorshow?
- a lesbian-oriented clothes store called Kiss the Carpet?
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Walk Away Marriage Counselling Service, here I come!!!

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I was thinking of opening a ranch called Neverland.. but someone kind of bet me to it...
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Floorshow carpets and laminate wood floorings
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Some Kind Of Stranger singles club.
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What about a legal practice, Blood Money? Reptile House petshop? Or maybe Anna Conda's Exotic Pet Emporium. Marian's Dive Shop?
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hallucienate wrote:No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
hallucienate wrote:No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful :lol:
I pondered whether or not I should post it for about an hour...
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Planet Dave
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EvilBastard wrote:
hallucienate wrote:No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful :lol:
No it's not, it's fcuking ace. :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Although Mr Corleone clearly needs to be shot for dreaming this monstrosity up. Maybe he should spend some time in Doc P's ICU. Nah, he'd like that far too much.

My old heart-lung machine was indeed christened (by myself) the Silver Machine. :roll: :innocent:
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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lazarus corporation
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You forgot the famous perfume house...









Poison Dior

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czuczu
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lazarus corporation wrote:You forgot the famous perfume house...









Poison Dior

:lol:
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...
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