U.K. Eurovision entry

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the only good thing about Eurovision is

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scotty wrote:ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld GOFFS :twisted: , the Euro vision is a laugh :twisted: :lol:
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scotty wrote:ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld GOFFS :twisted: , the Euro vision is a laugh :twisted: :lol:
Damn straight.
Just make sure that you're seriously pissed before you even switch on the telly: et voila: fun for the whole family.
I, for one, am really looking forward to this. :)
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Reckon El Tel has a wee toot on the crack pipe beforehand? :lol: I hope so, for his sake.
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Trashy Euro pop is good. Just listen to the remake of Celebrate by that goff band scotty and I like. :lol:
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Dark wrote:Trashy Euro pop is good. Just listen to the remake of Celebrate by that goff band scotty and I like. :lol:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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Dark wrote:Just listen to the remake of Celebrate by that goff band scotty and I like. :lol:
I've tried, Lord believe me I've tried... :cry:
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..it's payback time for our eastern european friends.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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DerekR wrote:
Dark wrote:Just listen to the remake of Celebrate by that goff band scotty and I like. :lol:
I've tried, Lord believe me I've tried... :cry:
Eh, I like it. Sue me. :lol:
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canon docre wrote:..it's payback time for our eastern european friends.
..it's playback time for our eastern european friends.
Dschinghis-Khan style dance crap in crap costumes moving their lips to crap lyirics from a tape.

Creppes Eurovision.. Are there any inspired cooks around to create it?
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eotunun wrote:moving their lips to crap lyrics from a tape.
The vocals are always performed live (although I guess there maybe the occasional exception).

The best part of the show is Terry Wogan's comments. I seem to remember one year the BBC wouldn't let him commentate (saying his mocking was inappropriate) and got someone else to do it. The ratings were really bad and they were deluged with complaints so he's been there ever since.
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Dan wrote:The ratings were really bad and they were deluged with complaints so he's been there ever since.
Well said that man!
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eotunun wrote:
canon docre wrote:..it's payback time for our eastern european friends.
..it's playback time for our eastern european friends.
Dschinghis-Khan style dance crap in crap costumes moving their lips to crap lyirics from a tape.
Hey, stop bashing my childhood idols. :innocent: :oops:

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Could always have a spot of Lucretia...Electro Pop style :oops:
Mebbe with a few underage g*thlings dancing around the stage :innocent:

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its nearly time...

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blimey, that AND big brother?
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We have Carola Haeggkvist. She won the euro final many years ago...

s**t song, as usual.
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James Blast wrote:the only good thing about Eurovision is

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I love listening to him getting progressively drunk throughout the programme and trying to control his urge to say things that would get the Beeb's lawyers in a lot of hot water...
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I'm going to add my support to the Finland song, realyl want to see that getting played in the final.. even if my love of things Finnish is somewhat waning these days... :lol:
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Eurovision seems to be one of those things that Europeans are perversely happy with, if only for the pain it inflicts on them. But, at least it's an entirely European form of pain!


Also, Finland's version of Gwar has GOT to win.
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put the subtitles on!
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I'm really pleased I don't own a television. At least it's funny, I guess, unlike most of the other s**t on there.
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Doktor Gott wrote:Don't knock the Shamen! Ebeneezer Good has to be one of the top subversive songs of the time!

Still brings a smile to my face!

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I have to admit a liking for them once upon a time. I thought Ebeneezer was quite naughty then. :oops: :lol:
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