Finland Eurovision Entry!!!

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Has anybody heard it yet, or seen the video? This has to be the single most surreal occurance of the year.

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Finland-Eurovision-06

I for one shall be staying in that night!

And there's more. The drummer has a snout! A snout, I ask ya!

Well worth a tenner down the bookies.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfLQv6v5vQY


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Do you think there will be a spate of church burning if they don't win?
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it's a must listen :lol:





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They will not win, they should, but they wont - which is a shame.

I am already cringing at Terry "Dodgy Hairpeice" Wogans 'aserbic' comments. Is it OK with all of you for me to really hate that man?
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Well, judging by scandinavian standards this is softpop. No "Hail Satan", No grunting, growling, nothing about trolls eating men or vice versa..
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Bucks Fizz were the biggest bunch of Satanists ever to take part in this fcukin' travesty

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mh wrote:Has anybody heard it yet, or seen the video? This has to be the single most surreal occurance of the year.

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Finland-Eurovision-06

I for one shall be staying in that night!

And there's more. The drummer has a snout! A snout, I ask ya!

Well worth a tenner down the bookies.
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Is this the 4th or 5th sign of the Apocalypse??? :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1j9XqA7 ... Hallelujah
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weebleswobble wrote:Bucks Fizz were the biggest bunch of Satanists ever to take part in this fcukin' travesty

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Your not a big fan of Eurovision then ?
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weebleswobble wrote:Bucks Fizz were the biggest bunch of Satanists ever to take part in this fcukin' travesty

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Oh my.....eyes out wif hot pokers....... :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRQ8ay8 ... cks%20Fizz
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Lordi HAVE to win. I mean, they're songs pretty rubbish really, but it's FUN rubbish. Unlike most of the rest of the drek there. I think they'd do better though if they'd chosen "Could you love a monsterman".... (yes, I'm ashamed to say I already know of Lordi!!)
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I know who I'm voting for... Image
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I just heard Lordi on 6music thanks to the godlike Gideon Coe :notworthy: singing a song called "we put the balls back into rock" or something similar. :lol: They sound a bit like Kiss to me.

Get's my vote. (Un)fortunately I wont be watching this year's Eurovision, unless they have it on in the Dry Dock :innocent:
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Lordi are bloody fantastic :D

Hopefully they will win and get a nice little contract in England... I wanna see em live :D
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OK then, for better or worse we (myself and a few friends) have 65 quid on them for a win.

The bookie looked at me like I had 2 heads, and made me repeat and write down everything, just to be sure I knew what I was doing :lol:

Heeeeere we go!
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Definitely worth a punt :lol:

QB what odds are Billy Hill offering then?
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Just watching them on bbc3 now in the Eurovision semifinal show. Absolutely fantastic, in a cheesy eurovision black metal style

Lithuania could be worth a tenner to win though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9qrO92x ... =2&t=t&f=b
Definately tongue in cheek :)
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Feck Lordi!

"We are the winners" is better!

All it needs is Nivek Ogre braying "miles cable claw, driller killer ripping holes etc" over that beat, and it is Skinny Puppy!
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BBC3 Interviewer - "Do all Finnish people dress like you?"
Mr Lordi - "Only the pretty ones"

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Iceland - Nil Point.
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http://www.votelordi.org/

You know your duty.

Now go do it.
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sorry I went for Lithuania in the end. I've always had a soft spot for the protest song

Lordi and the Lithuania boys are through, where's the bookies :!: :D
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Doesn't matter.

They made it!
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