Jude Law to play Withnail

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Never really liked Withnail & I........sorry.









I feel a Stabbin' coming on :oops:
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scotty wrote:Never really liked Withnail & I........sorry.









I feel a Stabbin' coming on :oops:
You joined in on this thread by mistake
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That is awful! :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:Never really liked Withnail & I........sorry.









I feel a Stabbin' coming on :oops:
You joined in on this thread by mistake
See............I make one post ON topic, and look what happens :roll:
Anyway, anyone else watching the Footie? :twisted:
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scotty wrote:Anyway, anyone else watching the Footie? :twisted:
Naw!
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may I just add... FUD!
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emilystrange wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*kicks and screams*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


please no.....
I concur.
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Planet Dave wrote:I concur.
It's spelt c-o-n-q-u-e-r Dave, and I think you've given the Low Countries some advance warning! :innocent: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:I concur.
It's spelt c-o-n-q-u-e-r Dave, and I think you've given the Low Countries some advance warning! :innocent: :wink:
Indeed. Yorkshire is already mine, I was wondering where to trash next. :lol:
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Driven wrote:Jude Law as Withnail :?: :( :lol:
No I beg to differ...




He's a WANKER!
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Your knife is updated, Jim Bob? ;)
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9while9 wrote:
Driven wrote:Jude Law as Withnail :?: :( :lol:
No I beg to differ...




He's a WANKER!
That's kinda what I meant. It's just absurd. He doesn't have the personality. For that reason I should recommend myself. I've lived skint in North London and perfected those lines when drunk. Oh, and I kind of like Withnail's dress sense. :lol:
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Driven wrote:He doesn't have a personality.
Fixed. ;)
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How dare he :eek:

Jude you terrible cnut !!!!

Who is going to play Danny ?
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Stoat Grinder wrote:How dare he :eek:

Jude you terrible cnut !!!!

Who is going to play Danny ?
He always reminded me of a mid 90's Dave Gahan. What with the vest especially. :lol:

Sorry.
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Thanks Fiend. You've put me in a bad mood now. Jude Law is a talentless Nanny shagger, who actually isn't at all good looking.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Thanks Fiend. You've put me in a bad mood now. Jude Law is a talentless Nanny shagger, who actually isn't at all good looking.
Here here!

He's a smarmy ugly fooquer.
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