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Let's see how far we can go.

Von is 47 this year.

An AK47 is a type of machine-gun.
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mh wrote:Let's see how far we can go.

Von is 47 this year.

An AK47 is a type of machine-gun.
47-11 is a famous eau de Cologne

11 > and we all know what happened there. had von something to do with it? :eek:
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Amsterdam is the 47th gig of the Silver Bullet Tour. :innocent:
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mh wrote: An AK47 is a type of machine-gun.
It's very easy to use, very durable, and the most distributed assault rifle in the world (70-100 millions). :urff:
:von: is quite durable, but I'm not quite sure about the other two. :lol:

BTW aren't we all going to be 47 one day or another ?
Well, except for those who're already past that point. :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:47-11 is a famous eau de Cologne

11 > and we all know what happened there. had von something to do with it? :eek:
Also, 4 + 7 = 11
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markfiend wrote:Also, 4 + 7 = 11
Now just gimme a 9. :eek: :lol:
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7 - 4 = 3, which is, shockingly, the square root of 9 :eek:
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so far we've got AK47, 11, Silver Bullet and Cologne
looks pretty grim to me for some germans

so now only two questions remain:
1. if this is the silver bullet, then in what mountain hiding place has he stashed away the golden one?
2. are there any other questions that remain?
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Motz wrote:7 - 4 = 3, which is, shockingly, the square root of 9 :eek:
I see "Crash and Burn" in a completely different way now. :eek:
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canon docre wrote:
Motz wrote:7 - 4 = 3, which is, shockingly, the square root of 9 :eek:
I see "Crash and Burn" in a completely different way now. :eek:
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kazamel wrote:so far we've got AK47, 11, Silver Bullet and Cologne
looks pretty grim to me for some germans

so now only two questions remain:
1. if this is the silver bullet, then in what mountain hiding place has he stashed away the golden one?
2. are there any other questions that remain?
this is fairly easy.

1. somewhere in the Cologne boot, Eldo encoded the most well kept secret of mankind: according to the Rosecrucians it is how to make gold And he wants US to know. Oh praise him!

can someone listen to the boot backwards by any chance? :innocent:
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Don't forget your numerology, people.

3=C 4=D 7=G 11=K

The Sisters Of Mercy has 17 letters (17=Q)

1+7 = 8

Also,

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2+8+5+1+9+1+2+5+9+1+6+6+4+5+9+3+7 = 83, 8+3=11
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1+5+4+9+5+5+5+3+4+9+9+2+3+8 = 72, 7+2=9
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4+6+2+2+6+9+1+4+1+3+1+5+3+8+5 = 60, 6+0=6
We definitely have ANDREW ELDRITCH / THE SISTERS OF MERCY = 9/11 :innocent:

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markfiend wrote:We definitely have ANDREW ELDRITCH / THE SISTERS OF MERCY = 9/11 :innocent:

Any more for any more?
Andrew Eldritch is Osama Bin Laden?

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2+9+2+5+2+8+5+1+9+3+4+5+9+2+3+3+3+5+2 = 82, 8+2=10, 1+0=1
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markfiend wrote:

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4+6+2+2+6+9+1+4+1+3+1+5+3+8+5 = 60, 6+0=6
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canon docre wrote:
1. somewhere in the Cologne boot,
Hidden in the hiss, perchance?

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canon docre wrote:47-11 is a famous eau de Cologne
11 > and we all know what happened there. had von something to do with it? :eek:
Also, 4 + 7 = 11
4+7=11, 1+1=2, which is one 12,500th of the fee that he received for Gift (according to the song Jihad, at least). 12,500 is also (according to scripture) the number of people who need to die in holy war to precipitate the 2nd (number 2 again) coming of The Prophet MyHamster, who will unite the countries of the Middle East and oust the infidel. To do this they will probably use the world's most widely distributed assault rifle, the Kalashnikov AK-47 (see how these things come full circle?). However, as we have seen in recent years, terror groups are increasingly turning to chemical means to achieve their aims, for example the Aum cult who release Sarin gas into the Tokyo subway system (Sarin is a poison, 'Gift' in German - spooky, eh?). Also, bear in mind that Jihad was banned from airply during Desert Storm - not, as you might think, because it might be offensive, but because if you play it backwards and put in a 2x echo (again, the number 2), it plays a coded message which reveals the locations of the various bunkers from which the infidel leaders will plot the destruction and divvying up of the countries in the region.
Incidentally, 2 is also the number of albums that :von: wrote before becoming disillusioned with the music industry and becoming a hermit and erecting a hut on the world's 911th-highest mountain. Subsequent albums have been written by an imposter, one Mr. Mojo Risin':

M+R+M+O+J+O+R+I+S+I+N
13+18+13+15+10+15+18+9+19+9+14 = 153; 1+5+3=9

According to Anton LaVey, 9 is also the number of Satan - bear in mind that Markfiend has already proved that the Doktor is the devil. If there are 2 devils, one must by default be christ. The fake :von: has a band-member named RoboChrist, presumably to counterpoint the technodevil that is the Doktor.

Which leads us to only one conclusion: RoboChrist is really the real :von:, that bald git is the antichrist, and the fact that this tour is called Silver Bullet (traditionally a means bu which werewolves could be killed) would suggest that at the end of this tour RoboChrist/Von will kill the imposter and the second coming that we talked about earlier will come to pass.

So, anyone esle going to see The DaVinci Code when it comes out :lol:
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<nitpick> In numerology, you don't usually do 11 -> 1+1 = 2 </nitpick>

Obviously you can if you want to get 2 :lol:

Has anyone mentioned the Bilderberg group yet? Or Danny Casolaro? Or Ruby Ridge, Waco, Tim McVeigh?

I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with the idea of inventing a conspiracy theory; you never know when it might come true.

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2 is also the number of cats that :von: has, and cats have always been identified with the forces of evil.

:von:'s middle name is Harvey - there 2 letters separating H and K in the alphabet... AH becomes AK, as in AK-47, thus indicating that :von: himself will be the instrument by which the antichrist will be slain.
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EvilBastard wrote:2 is also the number of cats that :von: has, and cats have always been identified with the forces of evil.
:eek: Clicky
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EvilBastard wrote:2 is also the number of cats that :von: has, and cats have always been identified with the forces of evil.

:von:'s middle name is Harvey - there 2 letters separating H and K in the alphabet... AH becomes AK, as in AK-47, thus indicating that :von: himself will be the instrument by which the antichrist will be slain.
Which explains something that was nagging me for a couple of weeks.
And you solved it :notworthy:

I was wondering, the Sisters celebrate their 25th birthday this year.

I happened to play the support for Front 242, who also celebrate their 25th birthday.

I falied to see the connection, but now I see...

Two for two. He's going to swap his 2 cats (evil) for 2 AK47s (even more evil)

'Front' alludes at Von's function within the Sisters as a band.

And he will kill all for greater good :von:

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@EvilBastard: :notworthy: I'm completely convinced. where can I subscribe to your conspiracy blog? :lol:

@blast: 4+7 =11 just see it that way. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:@blast: 4+7 =11 just see it that way. :wink:
As in 'this one goes up to 47'?

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Badlander wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:2 is also the number of cats that :von: has, and cats have always been identified with the forces of evil.
:eek: Clicky
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