cocksucker! motherfucker!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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eastmidswhizzkid
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steak-and-kidney pie of pukka! (and chips). please. :wink:

love you all - back soon. :kiss:

oh yeah, and the sisters were fucking AWESOME....just in case you were unable to appreciate that fact due to the smoke/not being there (wussses).

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Is this a sweary thread?

Tit, ass, boob. *chortle*

Looking forward to your return, Lee. 8)
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Oh! no HE'S BACK. :eek: :lol: ;D
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Lee ! Lee ! Lee !
We're in dire need of some action here ! :twisted: :lol: :notworthy:
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Awricht Mate :notworthy: 8) :notworthy: , be back soon :wink:
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Scheise!Ich Kommst uber alles das billiard tisch.

I have absolutely no idea what it means,or even if the spelling is correct.But a mate of mine is learning German through "Art house" films and tought me how to say it and told me it is the best way to order Lager in a Hamburg Snooker club.
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"Oh s**t! I came all over the pool table."

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wild bill buttock
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Crikey.Is that what you have to do to get a pint in Hamburg then?
I'd hate to offend any Sausage eaters by not joining in any of their quaint local customs.But blasting manfat over the pool table seems a little odd to me.
Ah well when in Rome and all that....
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wild bill buttock wrote:Scheise!Ich Kommst uber alles das billiard tisch.

I have absolutely no idea what it means,or even if the spelling is correct.But a mate of mine is learning German through "Art house" films and tought me how to say it and told me it is the best way to order Lager in a Hamburg Snooker club.
Sie schmutzige taling Schweine...... :eek: :P
:lol: :lol:
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I think we should start a BRING BACK LEE campaign, complete with badges, t-shirts etc (all in Blast-approved Calson Antique font, natch! :wink: )

HL is not the same without you! I've stopped coming in here at 4am because it's like walking into an empty pub and pouring yourself a drink. :cry:

COME BACK YA GREAT BIG GOBSHYTE, IT'S NOT FUNNY AMYMORE! I MISS YOOOOOOOOOU!!! :kiss: :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy: :kiss:
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boudicca wrote:I think we should start a BRING BACK LEE campaign, complete with badges


Badges? :twisted:


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All those in favour of confiscating the letter 'r' from Izzy's keyboard...:innocent:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
boudicca wrote:I think we should start a BRING BACK LEE campaign, complete with badges


Badges? :twisted:


IZ.
Throw some dry ice into the mix and we're on Planet Dave! :lol: :notworthy:
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Motz wrote:All those in favour of confiscating the letter 'r' from Izzy's keyboard...:innocent:
Aleady done, my fiend :twisted:

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:steak-and-kidney pie of pukka! (and chips). please. :wink:

love you all - back soon. :kiss:

oh yeah, and the sisters were fucking AWESOME....just in case you were unable to appreciate that fact due to the smoke/not being there (wussses).

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: love you all - back soon. :kiss:
Fcuking A!!!
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All the best and till soon. :wink:
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You guys're KILLIN' me. :lol: :notworthy: :kiss:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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ahhh bollocks...


there goes the neighbourhood :wink: :lol:

welcome back Herr Hairless One with the Shades :notworthy: :notworthy:
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"Not now James, we're busy" :lol:

get yer tattooed, pierced ass back in here with the greatest of speed Lee :D
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He's done WHAT to his arse? :lol:

See you soon, man. :notworthy:
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cocksucker! motherfucker!
sometims you just realise that you miss something when it hits you right in the face.

:lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

love you all - back soon. :kiss:

Lee 8)
Lee I should whip your arse for not getting it into a f**king library! :twisted:
So when's soon? At least some prayers do get answered! :wink:
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Good to hear you'll be back soon :D (though I'm out at the moment, really :wink:)
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Obviousman wrote:Good to hear you'll be back soon :D (though I'm out at the moment, really :wink:)
Shouldn't you be working ? :P :lol: 8)
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