HI HEARTLANDERS.....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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SISTERS OF THE NEPHILIM
Road Kill
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Joined: 21 Apr 2006, 18:13
Location: KENT UK

HI HEARTLANDERS, IM 24, MALE, LONG TIME READER, FIRST TIME POSTER HERE. BEEN A SISTERS FAN SINCE BOUT 2000 ( SO IM A NOOB REALLY) MY FIRST SISTERS GIG WAS THE LONDON ASTORIA ONE THIS YEAR. OH DEAR. NEVER MIND. I AM INTO GOTH ROCK (NEPHILIM, SISTERS ETC) AS WELL AS BLACK/ INDUSTRIAL METAL. BIG THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO WEED BOOTLEGS AS THESE HAVE BEEN GREAT. JUST FOT ID SAY HI AS I DONT NO ANYONE ELSE WHO LIKES THE SISTERS, OR METAL FOR THAT MATTER. AND I WORK AT A CREMATORIUM, SO U CANT GET MORE GOTH THAN THAT. HA HA. :)
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Dark
Underneath the Rock
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Turn off the Caps Lock and you'll be welcome here.

Pull up a barstool.
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emilystrange
Above the Chemist
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Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

i know you're all the way over in kent, bu there's no need to shout!

welcome in. please pass on any necro-makeup tips.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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scotty
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Location: Behind the Door.........

Awricht :D
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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SISTERS OF THE NEPHILIM
Road Kill
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appologies for the caps. i have no make up tips my girl friend is a chav and its doesnt fit her blinkered view of the world :_
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Dark
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Tsk, tsk. You will have to execute her. I recommend blasting her with good music.

Fetch the Rosetta Stone singles!
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emilystrange
Above the Chemist
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from the morticians, not the gf!
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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James Blast
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SISTERS OF THE NEPHILIM wrote:HI HEARTLANDERS, IM 24, MALE, LONG TIME READER, FIRST TIME POSTER HERE.
you sure about that? :roll:


only joking, welcome
Blast!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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rian
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Welcome, young girl! :D

Fresh blood.........



Cheers!
I think someone set my soul alight
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Francis
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Location: Loose shoes...

Ignore him. He's Swedish. Easily confused. :lol:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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9while9
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Welcome!

and now you're one of us
the wretched

the wretched

the wretched

the wretched

sinking
spinning

and in the end
we still pretend
the time we spend
not knowing when
you're finally free.... 8)
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner

-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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Ozpat
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Welcome and enjoy your stay! :D
"as we walk on the floodland"
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Silver_Owl
The Don
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Hello mate. Welcome to Heartland. It's alright here.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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rian
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Francis wrote:Ignore him. He's Swedish. Easily confused. :lol:
s**t, I was sure it said FEMALE...

I read what I like to read...


Sorry :oops:
I think someone set my soul alight
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Debaser
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Location: Lincoln. UK

Allo :)
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Andie
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i think it's been said before

but hey...

Awlright!
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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lazarus corporation
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evenin'
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wild bill buttock
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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Location: West Midlands,England

Hello.
I attended a Ouija session at a crem once.It was s**t scarey.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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Silver_Owl
The Don
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I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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scotty
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
:lol: :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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9while9
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
Have you learned nothing from "The Squeegxorcist"! :eek:

Don't mess wif dat s**t man!!! :lol:
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner

-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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wild bill buttock
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
:lol:

Good job you followed us up.All the poo I did must have took some Cleaning up.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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James Blast
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9while9 wrote:"The Squeegxorcist"!
Now own up, that was a desperate post.

regards
a Bastard apparently... :|
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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9while9
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James Blast wrote:
9while9 wrote:"The Squeegxorcist"!
Now own up, that was a desperate post.

regards
a Bastard apparently... :|
Desperate times demand desperate measures and or posts... :oops:

Seamed kinda funny at the time... :)


bastard!
:P
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner

-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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James Blast
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consider yourself well and truly Spanked! :twisted:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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