I Mean RETCHING RED ROCKS!!!

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9while9
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I too Hate Roosters!!!
:lol: :notworthy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S0I_PGxyheI& ... ale%20Punk

F that Rooster! :lol:
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DarkAngel
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Perhaps the lyrics to your little Ditty will enhance your enjoyment!

ROOSTER

I'M GONNA KILL YOUR f**king ROOSTER
I'M GONNA RIP IT'S f**king HEAD OFF
WHY THE f**k DO YOU NEED TO RAISE CHICKENS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ANYWAY?
MY NERVES ARE f**king JANGLED WITH YEARS OF DRUGS AND BOOZE
SO THIS ROOSTER CROWING s**t IS DRIVING ME EVEN MORE INSANE

SO I'M GONNA KILL YOUR f**king ROOSTER
GONNA EXECUTE YOUR CHICKENS
NO MORE CLUCKING NO MORE COCK-A-DOODLE-DO
GONNA KILL YOUR f**king ROOSTER
GONNA EXECUTE YOUR CHICKENS
GONNA TAKE AN AXE AND THEN COME AFTER YOU

ALL YOUR SCREAMING BRATS WILL BE MURDERED
AND ALL NEUROTIC DOGS IMPALED
THEN I'LL GET TO RELAX HOPEFULLY
AND HAVE SOME f**king PEACE AT LAST

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I MOVE
THE CHICKENS f**king FOLLOW
THE HIGH PITCHED BRATS AND TORTURED POODLES TOO
WHERE THE HELL CAN I ESCAPE TO?
THESE SOUNDS ARE OUT TO GET ME
LIKE THE FURIES STICKING I KNOW WHAT I GOTTA DO
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nick the stripper
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That song reminds me of the time my neighbour kept chickens in his back yard, and he had this rooster that made a high pitched crow every morning. Eventually he got rid of them, when their feed attracted rats to his garden.
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DarkAngel
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This is by far the most horrendous excuse for music I have ever heard! Did anyone check out the "mosh pit" in this one?? It is horrible, horrible, horrible. So horrible it is ridiculous. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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