A four year old and a seven year old are upstairs in there bedroom . "you know what ", says the seven year old ,"I think it's time we started swearing."
The four year old nods his approval . "When we go downstairs for breakfast , I'll swear first , Then you swear after me ,ok?"
The four year old agrees with enthusiasm . The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh s**t mum I guess I'll have some Coco Pops".
WHACK!! . He flies out the chair, tumbles on the floor , gets up , and runs upstairs crying his eyes out .
She looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice , "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?"
" I don't know ," he blubers , but you can bet you F**king life it won't be Coco Pops.
25/05/06 Coco Pops
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czuczu wrote:
Persuasion wrote:...and the name of the band is The Sisters Of Mercy. You were only a definite article away from getting that right
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