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SINsister wrote:
Now, perhaps I wouldn't be so obsessed if I actually *got some* once in awhile...
PM incoming
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:I'd love to come .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops , I'd bring drink ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is July your Gimp?
She sounds lovely
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
scotty wrote:I'd love to come .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops , I'd bring drink ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is July your Gimp?
She sounds lovely
Nope......................She's fi Greenock & she is...............well.......most of the time
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:I'd love to come .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops , I'd bring drink ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody hell and I'm staying at your place end of July
(Keefs that is..)
Be fiert.........be very fiert ...............and bring Vasaline
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"