26 May 2006 - Hoff's guide to the world cup
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Quiff Boy
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The Hoff wrote:KAISERSLAUTERN
As a patriotic American, it was my duty and honour to sing for the brave troops at Kaiserslautern's US airbase, Ramstein. In front of a captive audience (I'm not kidding) we whipped them up into a frenzy with the alluring Saucy Ladyboys of Saarbrucker. Then I entered the stage and hit them with my international hit Looking for Freedom. "Its over there," came the reply. "Right up your hairy fat ass, robot boy!" Ah, the honest humour of the American soldier. They're probably all in Iraq now. I'm planning a tour there next year courtesy of my good friends Halliburton. I wonder if they'll remember me? I'll certainly remember them.
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Well he is BIG in Germany
Crazy for you....you're crazy for me
Crazy for you....you're crazy for me
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Oh YES, a friend of mine used to have an airgun, and a BIG Hasselhoff poster, shooting at which was GREAT fun..weebleswobble wrote:Well he is BIG in Germany
Crazy for you....you're crazy for me
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