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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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This is me being nice. Generally I just ignore you.
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Well please don't do me any favours...
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:lol:

I'm just narky cos I'm still getting over a knock back last night. Used a line my mate guaranteed me would work:

Moi: How d'ya like your eggs in the morning?

Her: Unfertilized. Now fnck off.

:eek: :lol: :innocent:
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:lol:

okay, i am cranky cos i haven't had it in a good long many days, or was it weeks, i seriously can't remember.

just remember if anything in the morning, it's toast for moi and ems too...

now let's hope i can get some tonight... :innocent: :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:don't worry ems i'll whip him in his moment of clarity...
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Dark wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:don't worry ems i'll whip him in his moment of clarity...
Where do we sign up?
PM's to ems mailbox! :wink: :twisted: sshhhh..... :innocent: ;D
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Dark wrote:Where do we sign up?
I'm still not talking to you since you spurned my pristine Long Train flexi-disc. <heel swing hissy fit>
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Francis wrote:
Dark wrote:Where do we sign up?
I'm still not talking to you since you spurned my pristine Long Train flexi-disc. <heel swing hissy fit>
Well, the deal was that I write four songs, and you give me it. Before I'd released those four songs (five actually, on that EP), I bought a flexi in case you'd lost yours.

You're more than welcome to still send me it, but I prefer vinyl boots to pretty, curlable, plasticky discs... well, maybe. ;)

Well, whatever, do what you want, m'lord. I'm sure your beloved flexi has a good home where it is anyway. ;D
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Dark wrote:vinyl boots
I don't think Fred Astaire or Michael Jackson would have got very far in those.
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my media monitor alerts, or any new threads never go on this long or heated

I did forget about that rubber dress too, thanks for jogging an old man's memory
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So how DID you get to the top of the class? If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between s**t and syphilis. :innocent:

Now get to the bar. Mine's a Black Russian.
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a. dunno
b. nope
c. yes dear, do you want ice with that?
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GET OFF MY JUSTIN THREAD!!!!

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Francis wrote:
Dark wrote:vinyl boots
I don't think Fred Astaire or Michael Jackson would have got very far in those.
True. I'll stick with Ness' old ones. They may cause pain to my feet, but whatever. They're boots. :von:

And on-topic (I think), I still haven't opened my "One Way Ticket" picture disc. Maybe in 20 years, a mint copy will be worth as much as I paid for it? :lol:
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i haven't got that one... was too skint!
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True. I'll stick with Ness' old ones. They may cause pain to my feet, but whatever. They're boots. :von:
Hee hee, whack the heel area with a hammer. Do it for several hours. I spent many hours in the seventies doing a similar thing to every pair of Monkey Boots I owned -worked a treat and it meant I avoided paying VAT as size 5's were exempt and my size 7 feet were exempt corns and hammer toes. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh perhaps I should quickly add 'whack the heel area of the boot' not your foot. :urff:
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Oh good, tell me AFTER I call the ambulance. :lol: ;)
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mm. yummy justin on wogan. he's getting much better at tv interviews. not that wogan is very challenging, but he often comes across as very nervous.
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Give it up girl. You're never gonna convince us. :lol:
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i'm reporting, not persuading.
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am just off to watch the recording of 'the friday night project' as justin is on it. you get to see it tomorrow.

emily in the audience!
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You'd better be wearing the spangly blue dress and makeup...
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emilystrange wrote: emily in the audience!
ooo, we need a photo of that please!
have fun hun and do everything i would do.
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hee no cameras allowed, sorry..

but justin was beautiful. very funny, although they'll cut those bits, probably. i had a great time.


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