25th to 31st of August conceptions!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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scotty
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With 25 Heartlanders with Birthdays in the next Seven days..........FUCKIN' HELL there's some amount of Shaggin' gets done that week :eek: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Andie
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August Bank Holiday weekend
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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scotty
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Burn wrote:August Bank Holiday weekend
Ahh........... :wink:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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James Blast
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I thought this was an announcement... honest! :oops:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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wild bill buttock
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Add another to that list.It was my birthday last monday.
When you get to my age its not something you like to shout about too loudly.
And in the boozer on Saturday 2 others were celebrating their birthdays as well!
Perhaps it is something to do with the Reading festival.Kept our parents out of the mud.Then again the Reading mudfest wasn't invented in my parents day. :(
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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If I count back from my premature birth (you'd never guess, eh?), my parents were at it like bunnies over Easter.

What a horrendously disturbing thought! :urff:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen


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‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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i thought scotty was booking himself in
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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He has an appointment system? :urff:

There's quite a few babies being born as well. Clearly the cycle is continuing. Filth and Depravity!
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