25th to 31st of August conceptions!
With 25 Heartlanders with Birthdays in the next Seven days..........FUCKIN' HELL there's some amount of Shaggin' gets done that week
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Ahh...........Burn wrote:August Bank Holiday weekend
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- James Blast
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I thought this was an announcement... honest!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- wild bill buttock
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Add another to that list.It was my birthday last monday.
When you get to my age its not something you like to shout about too loudly.
And in the boozer on Saturday 2 others were celebrating their birthdays as well!
Perhaps it is something to do with the Reading festival.Kept our parents out of the mud.Then again the Reading mudfest wasn't invented in my parents day.
When you get to my age its not something you like to shout about too loudly.
And in the boozer on Saturday 2 others were celebrating their birthdays as well!
Perhaps it is something to do with the Reading festival.Kept our parents out of the mud.Then again the Reading mudfest wasn't invented in my parents day.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
- boudicca
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If I count back from my premature birth (you'd never guess, eh?), my parents were at it like bunnies over Easter.
What a horrendously disturbing thought!
What a horrendously disturbing thought!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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i thought scotty was booking himself in
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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He has an appointment system?
There's quite a few babies being born as well. Clearly the cycle is continuing. Filth and Depravity!
There's quite a few babies being born as well. Clearly the cycle is continuing. Filth and Depravity!